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Good job Alex. You forgot to ask my pronouns and tell me I'm brave, but we can work on that moving forward.Of course, Mark, I am so sorry; that is exactly what I meant to say. I have spoken with my attorney, who advised me to adopt a special and unique snowflake non-discrimination policy. You of course, will still be receiving a settlement of $80,000 for the pain, suffering, and distress I have caused you. I would also like to take this opportunity to issue a public apology (I assure you it is very genuine and definitely not forced by my legal counsel). I am SO SORRY for the humiliation you suffered for me pointing out YOUR mistake. It was clearly MY mistake for pointing it out. You are a victim of the evil patriarchy (of which you will be receiving reparations from me, since I identify with the male gender).
You will also be receiving a lifetime achievement award - for your achievement of existing within this capitalistic hellscape your entire life.
I know that the $80,000 settlement, my public apology, and lifetime reparations will never be enough to rectify the damage I have caused today, but I'm hoping it's a start. One day soon.. you might be back to feeling like the warm snuggly Mark that you deserve to be.