FE Policy for Incarcerated ?

[shonceman]

"I never sent in a card!"

"Yeah, and I suppose you didn't knock over that liquor store, either, right?"

— From "Cellknocking for Success", chapter six, "Overcoming Objections"

 

[shonceman]

From the debit agent angle, I'm imagining this conversation as I go cell to cell collecting premium:

"I ain't gonna pay you this month."

"But, you didn't pay me last month either."

"So?"

"Well, if you don't pay your premium, your policy will lapse. How will your family pay for your funeral if you die?"

"Then you better not lapse me!"

"Or?"

"Well, then you better keep your own insurance paid up! How will your family pay for your funeral after I put out a hit on you?"

 

[tikibarrister]

"Do you know what the average prison funeral costs today? Do you want to burden the taxpayers with thousands of...er, well actually you probably don't care about that. Let's just go on to the next slide..."

 

[goillini52]

"Do you know what the average prison funeral costs today? Do you want to burden the taxpayers with thousands of...er, well actually you probably don't care about that. Let's just go on to the next slide..."

I think you've found your niche market.