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One of my BEST true stories started when I called from a lead card and set an appt for Tuesday but with the condition that she may be called away at the last minute due to her work. I asked what kind of work she did and she told me she was an escort so nonchalantly that it didn't even occur to me what she meant. I work with escorts every day...they ride motorcycles ahead of the funeral processions.
So...I show up for the appointment and she was the "other" kind of escort. It was her, her boyfriend/business manager and a couple of little kids running around. She has her boyfriend watch the kids and told him to "hold any calls for her. She was not available."
She was very serious about buying preneed insurance so we figure everything out and it was very high-end stuff. She wants the best of everything. We are getting close to getting the first check and signatures and the phone rings. I figure no problem...she told him to hold her calls.
The boyfriend sticks his head in the door and says "You might want to take this one. He says you will remember him from the Days Inn two weeks ago."
She jumps up and says "Oh I HAVE to take this call! I'll just be a minute."
She comes back in the room and says, I've got to leave for about an hour. You can wait here or we can meet back here this afternoon if you want. I met her back that afternoon and closed the deal. I better clarify that...I got the check and signatures.
Many of you won't believe this is a true story but it definitely is. But she lapsed at the 2nd months premium. I drove by and the house was completely empty and phone disconnected. No happy ending...unless you're the Day's Inn guy.
Newby, great story. The agents that have never worked this market have missed a lot.
Your story reminded me of another classic of ours. About 17 years ago, another agent and I had the job of going through the insurance files of a funeral home. We had done very well with "updating" the clients coverage.
One day we had an appointment at a home that was virtually built on a rock and dirt cliff-about 40-50 feet from the road. The only way to get to it was a chiseled-out set of steps going up this cliff--it had NO handrails or anything to keep you from falling off. I was ready to turn around and forget it but the other agent got about 1/2 way up and I thought....you just die once.
Once we made the trek up the cliff, we found a FORMER rattlesnake-handling preacher, and his 3 great looking daughters--all between 18 and 24. The preacher was more interested in giving away one of the girls to us than discussing insurance.
He directly asked, "Do you guys need a woman to take with you"? My response was that my wife probably would not understand or appreciate a new roommate. But, I volunteered my single buddy. Listening to him stutter and stammer was worth the price of admission, but he declined also. All 3 girls were sitting around listening, and all 3 were ready to rumble.
We found out the preacher had once given away the oldest one for about 3 years, but she had been dumped back on the preacher with 2 new additions. He explained it was getting harder and harder to support his growing family, and really could not afford insurance.
He also explained to us why he was a FORMER rattlesnake handling preacher. He still went to church, and preached when asked, but steered clear of the rattlesnakes. He had been bitten on the arm, and after touch and go for about 2 or 3 months, he survived. He decided his faith was maybe not as strong as he once thought. He wanted to stick around so he could preach the funerals of the other snakehandlers. He sort of had an inside track to the funerals and picked up extra money that way.
They all invited us to go to church with them, but we respectfully both declined.
We packed up our bags, inched our way down the cliff (without any women or kids) and decided maybe there were better prospects available. But, I have often wondered if he ever found someone to take the daughters off his hands.
Only in Tennessee!