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I was curious... Could I offer this in Nevada?
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I was curious... Could I offer this in Nevada?
You could not sell it in a house
you could not sell it with a mouse
you could not sell it here or there
you could not sell it anywhere...
Dr. Suess
Ohio! Indiana! Kentucky! Tennessee! And possibly Georgia in the near future. That's it! No more. Nada! Zip! The other states are just not on the map for Cincinnati Equitable.
Hoosier Daddy, I hear you took Senior out for some basic training last week. Now you got his hopes all up thinking he might be able to actually do this job.
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So does that mean it's not available here in California?
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If you can see large bodies of water from anywhere in your state and it never snows in the winter or if people pronounce the word "park" where it sounds more like "pack" or if you are within driving distance of the Alamo or the Empire State Building or sandy beaches or if more people speak languages other than English or if every other vehicle on the road isn't a Ford Truck with oversized mudders and antlers on it or if your state isn't at least bordering a state where you can buy M80s or if your state even has a town that people would consider going to on vacation...you probably can't write the Cincinnati product.
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Sweet! I was hoping we could write this product in West Virginia!
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Hoosier Daddy, I hear you took Senior out for some basic training last week. Now you got his hopes all up thinking he might be able to actually do this job.
The Kid could really be successful... Any seniors he comes across in the two short hours he works, every other day will have a hard time saying no to him...
I thought I worked a condensed schedule, but I have nothing on the "Senior-Advisor" he is a wild man...
The Kid could really be successful... Any seniors he comes across in the two short hours he works, every other day will have a hard time saying no to him...
I thought I worked a condensed schedule, but I have nothing on the "Senior-Advisor" he is a wild man...
I was born and raise in KY not more than 5 miles from the muddy Ohio.
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Newby, do you mean that this product is only available in states where they think like this????
1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an ***.
2. Turn your cap right, your head isn't crooked.
3. Let's get this straight; it's called a 'dirt road.' I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, You're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way.
4. They are cattle. They're live steaks. That's why they smell funny to you. But they smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? Rt. 80 goes east and west, I-75 goes north and south. Pick one.
5. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $150,000 corn pickers and hay balers That are driven only 3 weeks a year.
6. So every person waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept.
7. If that cell phone rings while an 8-point buck and 3 does are coming in, We WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time.
8. Yeah, we eat taters & gravy, beans & cornbread. You really want sushi & caviar? It's available, at the corner bait shop.
9. The 'Opener' refers to the first day of deer season. It's a religious holiday held the closest Saturday to the first of November.
10. We open doors for women. That is applied to all women, regardless of age.
11. No, there's no 'vegetarian special' on the menu. Order steak. Or you can order the Chef's Salad and pick off the 2 pounds of ham & turkey.
12. When we fill out a table, there are three main dishes:
meats, vegetables, and breads. We use three spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup.
13. You bring 'coke' into my house, it better be brown, wet and served over ice.
14. You bring 'Mary Jane' into my house, she better be cute, know how to shoot, drive a truck, and have long hair.
15. College and High School Football is as important here as the Lakers and the Knicks, and a dang site more fun to watch.
16. Yeah, we have golf courses. But don't hit the water hazards -- it spooks the fish.
17. Colleges? We have them all over. We have State Universities , Community Colleges, and Vo-techs. They come outta there with an education plus a love for God and country, and they still wave at everybody when they come for the holidays.
18. We have a whole ton of folks in the Army, Navy, Air Force, and Marines. So don't mess with us. If you do, you will get whipped by the best.
19. Turn down that blasted car stereo! That thumpity-thump crap ain't music, anyway. We don't want to hear it anymore than we want to see your boxers. Refer back to #1.
20. 4 inches isn't a blizzard - it's a flurry. Drive like you got some sense in it, and DON'T take all our bread, milk, and bleach from the grocery stores. This ain't Alaska , worst case you may have to live a whole day without croissants. The pickups with snow blades will have you out the next day.
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Like most seniors, Senior doesn't like to miss "his shows." He gets real orney if Judge Judy is a rerun too.
