I AM THE RISKFREAK

[Riskfreak]

I'm going through a little rebrand.. Are you ready?


Your risks are calling near
Uncertainty's their name
I shield you from the fear
And take away the pain
Don't think you're on your own
'Cause soon you're gonna find
I am the voice you trust
Guarding your peace of mind

I've got to reach your mind
I analyze
I am the Riskfreak
Riskfreak

There's no vulnerability
Just layers of protection
That keep you safe with me
I am the Riskfreak
Riskfreak

I am the Riskfreak
Riskfreak
I am the Riskfreak
Riskfreak

Your chaos fuels my drive
It sharpens all my skill
My policies survive
No matter what life spills
Don't think it's breaking you
'Cause soon you're gonna find
You are the one in charge
With me on your side

I've got to shield your life
I strategize
I am the Riskfreak
Riskfreak

There's no uncertainty
Just solid preparation
For every destiny
I am the Riskfreak
Riskfreak

I am the Riskfreak
Riskfreak
I am the Riskfreak
Riskfreak

I've got to reach your mind
To analyze

Are you ready?

I am the Riskfreak
Riskfreak
There's no vulnerability
Just layers of protection
That keep you safe with me

I am the Riskfreak
Riskfreak

I am the Riskfreak
Riskfreak
I am the Riskfreak
Riskfreak

Riskfreak!!
Riskfreak!!
Riskfreak!!

Are you ready?

 

[goillini52]

I'm going through a little rebrand.. Are you ready?


Your risks are calling near
Uncertainty's their name
I shield you from the fear
And take away the pain
Don't think you're on your own
'Cause soon you're gonna find
I am the voice you trust
Guarding your peace of mind

I've got to reach your mind
I analyze
I am the Riskfreak
Riskfreak

There's no vulnerability
Just layers of protection
That keep you safe with me
I am the Riskfreak
Riskfreak

I am the Riskfreak
Riskfreak
I am the Riskfreak
Riskfreak

Your chaos fuels my drive
It sharpens all my skill
My policies survive
No matter what life spills
Don't think it's breaking you
'Cause soon you're gonna find
You are the one in charge
With me on your side

I've got to shield your life
I strategize
I am the Riskfreak
Riskfreak

There's no uncertainty
Just solid preparation
For every destiny
I am the Riskfreak
Riskfreak

I am the Riskfreak
Riskfreak
I am the Riskfreak
Riskfreak

I've got to reach your mind
To analyze

Are you ready?

I am the Riskfreak
Riskfreak
There's no vulnerability
Just layers of protection
That keep you safe with me

I am the Riskfreak
Riskfreak

I am the Riskfreak
Riskfreak
I am the Riskfreak
Riskfreak

Riskfreak!!
Riskfreak!!
Riskfreak!!

Are you ready?

You're a freak.

 

[LostDollar]

I'm going through a little rebrand.. Are you ready?


Your risks are calling near
Uncertainty's their name
I shield you from the fear
And take away the pain
Don't think you're on your own
'Cause soon you're gonna find
I am the voice you trust
Guarding your peace of mind

I've got to reach your mind
I analyze
I am the Riskfreak
Riskfreak

There's no vulnerability
Just layers of protection
That keep you safe with me
I am the Riskfreak
Riskfreak

I am the Riskfreak
Riskfreak
I am the Riskfreak
Riskfreak

Your chaos fuels my drive
It sharpens all my skill
My policies survive
No matter what life spills
Don't think it's breaking you
'Cause soon you're gonna find
You are the one in charge
With me on your side

I've got to shield your life
I strategize
I am the Riskfreak
Riskfreak

There's no uncertainty
Just solid preparation
For every destiny
I am the Riskfreak
Riskfreak

I am the Riskfreak
Riskfreak
I am the Riskfreak
Riskfreak

I've got to reach your mind
To analyze

Are you ready?

I am the Riskfreak
Riskfreak
There's no vulnerability
Just layers of protection
That keep you safe with me

I am the Riskfreak
Riskfreak

I am the Riskfreak
Riskfreak
I am the Riskfreak
Riskfreak

Riskfreak!!
Riskfreak!!
Riskfreak!!

Are you ready?

I hope your rebrand resonates better with your prospects than it does with me.

I am ready ......

to go read someone else's marketing material.

 

[Riskfreak]

I hope your rebrand resonates better with your prospects than it does with me.

I am ready ......

to go read someone else's marketing material.

LostDollar, my man, your time of weariness ends here. You've been weighed down by the years and by a lack of proper coverage for life's surprises. But fear not! The Riskfreak is here to shield you from the chaos and bring you... rejuvenation!

I'll roll back the clock on your wallet's wear and tear, ensuring no dollar EVER gets lost again. Ka-ching!

Don't thank me, LostDollar. Thank the power of preparation and policy management. Now go forth, live boldly, age wisely, and remember: you've always got me on your side.


There's no vulnerability
Just layers of protection
That keep you safe with me
I am the Riskfreak
RISKFREEEK!!

I am the Riskfreak
RISKFREEEK!
I am the Riskfreak
RISKFREEEEEEEEK!!

 

[goillini52]

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LostDollar, my man, your time of weariness ends here. You've been weighed down by the years and by a lack of proper coverage for life's surprises. But fear not! The Riskfreak is here to shield you from the chaos and bring you... rejuvenation!

I'll roll back the clock on your wallet's wear and tear, ensuring no dollar EVER gets lost again. Ka-ching!

Don't thank me, LostDollar. Thank the power of preparation and policy management. Now go forth, live boldly, age wisely, and remember: you've always got me on your side.


There's no vulnerability
Just layers of protection
That keep you safe with me
I am the Riskfreak
RISKFREEEK!!

I am the Riskfreak
RISKFREEEK!
I am the Riskfreak
RISKFREEEEEEEEK!!

He's 80 years old.....how much risk are you willing to take, freak?

 

[Riskfreak]

He's 80 years old.....how much risk are you willing to take, freak?

Listen, man... You think 80 years old is a risk? Nah. That's not risk, it's life. And life? That's my stage.

You see, most people look at insurance and think it's boring, right? Papers, policies, premiums. But me? I see it differently. I see a world where uncertainty becomes control. Where chaos bends to my will.

I'm not just an insurance agent, no...I'm the one who takes your fears, your what-ifs, and your oh-no's, and I turn them into protection. People call me the Riskfreak because I don't just manage risk. I own it. I stare it down and say, 'Not today, man.'

So yeah, I'm willing to take the risk. All of it. Why? Because I don't just insure lives... I transform them.

You're about to witness coverage on a whole new level. Are you ready? Or are you just... afraid of the freak?

 

[goillini52]

You're about to witness coverage on a whole new level. Are you ready? Or are you just... afraid of the freak?

I'm afraid of the freak.

 

[WinoBlues]

OK freaky, I got a referral from one of my companies. So, I have to work it. A mom desperately wants a life insurance policy on her son. Starting at $100,000.

She wants to answer the questions, doesn't want him 'bothered'. She just admitted that she thinks he might be doing drugs because he OD'd last week. But he didn't die and is out of the hospital already. So he is fine.

Feeling freaky?

 

[Markthebroker]

It appears chatgpt has created an account and user profile. Great.

 

[DHK]

This is all I'm thinking of: