I really should be working

[Markthebroker]

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No..
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

That's a very old joke that's been re used many, many times. For good reason. It's still the funniest one on the list.

 

[WinoBlues]

Yeah, it was 8 degrees outside this morning when I got up. I'm headed to FL and then AZ next month and then AZ again in March. I just gotta tough it out a few more weeks.

Yeah man, that ice ball in my Buffalo Trace is the extent of this old man's cold.

 

[WinoBlues]

OK, car washed, had some really good Seafood Pho.

Got to stop traveling and road tripping for a few months and work.
But not today.
It's 5 o'clock somewhere.

 

[WinoBlues]

Damn, what to drink during a blues guitar masters class?

Wine, Whiskey or Weed?

Yes.

OK, Rum it is...

 

[WinoBlues]

 

[goillini52]

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[WinoBlues]

That's it. Weekend is here.

I really need a live music road trip. But I really should be working.

 

[WinoBlues]

For all the division we allow ourselves to become part of we live in an incredible time.

I have been watching the documentary series on people in the Appalachians. descendants of European economic refugees. From my couch in California. Myself a descendant of economic refugees from Mexico.

So I am watching these interviews of people with different backgrounds, with accents to the point i need to rewind to catch all of the words, while I drink some Colorado kool-aid, eating tacos, my redhead blue eyed wife made in a wok.

What a great country and time we live in.

Oh, and I walk outside and picked the lemon for my beer fresh.

Yup. We are more alike than not.

 

[WinoBlues]

So, I run over to Total Wine yesterday for a couple of bottles.

I see this and think 'Wino, ,,, ,' then I forgot where I was going with that so I bought it.

Yum, yum, yummy.

Very easy sipping.

 

[DayTimer]

For all the division we allow ourselves to become part of we live in an incredible time ... What a great country and time we live in ... Yup. We are more alike than not.

I see this and think 'Wino, ,,, ,' then I forgot where I was going with that so I bought it.

Now that's the ol' @WinoBlues I remember ... let's both stay turned away from the dark side and hope the others join us, ya old knucklehead (as a fellow knucklehead, I'm allowed to say that).