Vowing to put even more debt on the backs of the country's future generations, McCain and Guliani held hands clasps together as Guliani held McCain up to keep him from falling down.
"I want you senior citizens to know that these smartass grandchildren of yours will have to pay for your Social Security, Healthcare, and whatever bills we can think of to stick on their backs, we will make workers out of them yet! Hell, maybe we can get them to pick cabbage and show them how to be like the many good undocumented workers we have, who should be citizens if it wasn't for those mean whippersnappers who keep calling my office complaining they shouldn't have to pay emergency room bills for good, honest, undocumented citizens!"
Satire
"I want you senior citizens to know that these smartass grandchildren of yours will have to pay for your Social Security, Healthcare, and whatever bills we can think of to stick on their backs, we will make workers out of them yet! Hell, maybe we can get them to pick cabbage and show them how to be like the many good undocumented workers we have, who should be citizens if it wasn't for those mean whippersnappers who keep calling my office complaining they shouldn't have to pay emergency room bills for good, honest, undocumented citizens!"
Satire