Need some insight

[GreenChoices]

What we provide in our policies are :
Employer Reimbursements
If you're at work and you have an accident, we'll make sure that your employer losses $0 due to the accident, thus giving them the only option of keeping you on the job.
Loss-Time Benefit
In the event that an accident causes you to be out of work for up to 7 days, we'll provide you with a daily benefit, until you return to work, whichever comes first. (this is not workers compensation)
Emergency Services
Whether it's dealing with the courts or law enforcement, or even Child Protective Services. With our lawyers on retainer and our customer service agents on hand. We make sure your lifestyle doesn't change while you consume.
We only ask that you consume responsibly.
These protections and more all under one policy, for just $200 Deposit, and just $30 a month.
If you have any questions, please respond to this email with your inquiry.
Green Choices Insurance Company

 

[goillini52]

What we provide in our policies are :
Employer Reimbursements
If you're at work and you have an accident, we'll make sure that your employer losses $0 due to the accident, thus giving them the only option of keeping you on the job.
Loss-Time Benefit
In the event that an accident causes you to be out of work for up to 7 days, we'll provide you with a daily benefit, until you return to work, whichever comes first. (this is not workers compensation)
Emergency Services
Whether it's dealing with the courts or law enforcement, or even Child Protective Services. With our lawyers on retainer and our customer service agents on hand. We make sure your lifestyle doesn't change while you consume.
We only ask that you consume responsibly.
These protections and more all under one policy, for just $200 Deposit, and just $30 a month.
If you have any questions, please respond to this email with your inquiry.
Green Choices Insurance Company

So, you cover stoners, so that if their accident is due to weed, you cover their ass? What if you're self emolyed? If I have an accident because I smoked too much, are you going to take care of me?

 

[GreenChoices]

GreenChoicesInsurance.com
Yes

 

[Markthebroker]

A new Uber service. They already deliver fast food. If they'd deliver pot too...that's a natural cross sell. Would you like fries with that pot?

 

[GreenChoices]

I guess you have no idea how many arrests we’ve prevented do you. That’s a part of our emergency services.

 

[Markthebroker]

I guess you have no idea how many arrests we’ve prevented do you. That’s a part of our emergency services.

Goillini52 had an emergency once: He ran out of weed!

 

[Markthebroker]

I guess you have no idea how many arrests we’ve prevented do you. That’s a part of our emergency services.

What about a jaywalking ticket that Goillini52 might get chasing after the ice-cream truck cuz he's high. Can you prevent that arrest? Huh? Can you?

 

[GreenChoices]

We can't prevent what an officer would ultimately do, but if the officer would agree to talk with us then, you bet your bottom dollar we would try.

 

[GreenChoices]

And if they would arrest, we'd have a bondman ready, at no extra cost...

 

[Markthebroker]

We can't prevent what an officer would ultimately do, but if the officer would agree to talk with us then, you bet your bottom dollar we would try.

So you can't prevent that arrest, and of course the officer would have no reason to talk to or listen to you, so that's a pretty clear "no".

Sorry goillini52, you are SOL! Get stoned at your own risk! lol