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Got a call today from a telemarketer named Amy. She was calling about my Medicare card and she spoke downtown Bangladesh.
Amy: I'm calling to find out if your Medicare card is paper or plastic.
Me: Hell if I know.
Amy: Sir, the new cards are plastic and the old ones are paper. I need to know if yours is paper or plastic.
Me: Hell if I know.
Amy: Can you go and get your card.
Me: No. My agent has it.
Amy: Sir, you need to have a copy of your own card.
Me: I do
Amy: I thought you said your agent had it.
Me: He does.
Amy: I just need to know if your card is paper or plastic.
Me: I'm pretty sure mine is styrofoam.
No more Amy.
How are these TM companies making any money? A blind monkey could do a better job.
Amy: I'm calling to find out if your Medicare card is paper or plastic.
Me: Hell if I know.
Amy: Sir, the new cards are plastic and the old ones are paper. I need to know if yours is paper or plastic.
Me: Hell if I know.
Amy: Can you go and get your card.
Me: No. My agent has it.
Amy: Sir, you need to have a copy of your own card.
Me: I do
Amy: I thought you said your agent had it.
Me: He does.
Amy: I just need to know if your card is paper or plastic.
Me: I'm pretty sure mine is styrofoam.
No more Amy.
How are these TM companies making any money? A blind monkey could do a better job.