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[jody108]

Cute ......
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Those two posts are way too funny. I think you guys missed your calling.

Is the comment, "Dear God: When I get to Heaven may I have my testicles back?", since it didn't have a number before it like the other twelve, from the dog or from you?

Just curious.

... I just got that ... it took a couple of reads .... funny! You guys are on it!!!
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Wow. I never expected such an informative reply. This is something I might want to pursue.

Let me check my allergist and get back to you.

Can the apps be taken over the phone or is an in home visit required?
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Jody -

This might be something you could have framed and give to your clients.



To God -- From, The Dog

Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?

Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story?

Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We do love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the "Chrysler Eagle" the " Chrysler Beagle"?

Dear God: If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?

Dear God: We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?

Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.

Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?

Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember - to be a good dog.

1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.

2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.

3. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.. neither are laps.

4. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.

5. My head does not belong in the refrigerator.

6. I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mom's driver's license and registration.

7. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet

8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table.

9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after.

10. I will not throw up in the car.

11. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt.

12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing. And, finally, My last question . .

Dear God: When I get to Heaven may I have my testicles back?

Done!

I've printed and framed it ... This is going to be a great Christmas gift for my customers ... thank you so much ...

Also, we are just getting into the telesales and internet sales for pets .... There is a bit of a communication barrier ... however, we are designing software that will help us understand each other ... so far, it's moving along fast ... I will let you know when we launch!

 

[Franz Kafka]

I often used props when doing F2F appointments. My favorite was giant play money. I had some $100 bills, about 3x the size of real ones, and I would use them to illustrate what they got for what was paid.

Many are visual learners and it helps to use props. Since all our products involve money, big bills work well.

Actually toy bills were my first choice but then I realized stacked chips had much stronger visual effects since one could tell the difference in money immediately.

 

[somarco]

If you need 3 dimensional props, you can also use beer cans.

 

[Frank Stastny]

If you need 3 dimensional props, you can also use beer cans.

I have found using full, cold ones greatly improves my chances of making the sale. I get phone calls from new my new client's friends, referrals, asking me how soon I can come over to do my presentation.

After I make the Med Supp sale they ask me if I have any other products I want to do a presentation on. When they either buy everything I have or pass out then I know it is time to go on to the next one.

I'm considering driving a beer truck to appointments in the future.

 

[somarco]

This beer?

 

[jody108]

This beer?

$150 a bottle????

wow!

 

[somarco]

Frank can afford it.

 

[Frank Stastny]

This beer?

My clients only deserve the very best! Wanna be a client? How many Med Supps do you want?

 

[somarco]

Come see me in 6 years when I am Medicare eligible. Don't forget the beer.

 

[Getzer928]

wow, my thread has become quite funny. Keep it up!