Property and Casualty Analogies for the 2024 Hard Market

How's this for a hard market analogy? This is like going to war with a wet paper bag. Carriers acting like they're handing out gold bars just to insure a freaking condo association. 'Sorry, we can’t cover that, too risky,' are you ***in kidding me? I've seen bigger risks at a middle school dodgeball game.

Back in the day it was a simple handshake, and badabing, badaboom, you're covered. Now? Now you're dancing around like a circus monkey on crack just to get a quote that won't make your clients eyes bleed.
 
Complicated times.

It's like taking your ADHD kid into a China shop.

It's like Lionel Richie in the 80's when he sang Dancing on the ceiling.

It's like a tree that needs trimming, but the tree is made out of metal. and the scissors are make out of wood.

I guess I just can't get my analogies dialed in today.
 
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