Senior Jokes

[Sir Ringo]

per jerry clower, I think:

An elderly couple driving down the road, Paw driving, Maw in the passenger seat.

Maw asks Paw, Paw? Yea Maw? Paw replied.

Remember when we used to sit side by side?

Paw says, Yea Maw.

Maw asks, Paw? Yea Maw? Paw replied.

Why did we grow apart Paw?

Paw says, Maw? Yea Paw? Maw replied.

I hadn't moved Maw.

 

[IFS_Edge]

I was giving a seminar to a group of VFW members, most of them from WWII and Korea. At the end of the seminar, I have to pass out evaluation forms so that I can be critiqued and hopefully ensure that I answered all their questions on VA Burial benefits and pre-arrangements.
Well, I was going through the evaluations, feeling pretty good about all the kudos, when I came up to this, "Speak Up!!"
And then the next line read,

"We ain't dead yet!"

No lie. It happened. I have so many more, I love seniors.
Laura

 

[retread]

One elderly man says to the other: "When I die, I want to go just like my grandpappy did, not yellin' and screamin' .... like the rest of them in the car with him!"