Something new on an FE call

[somarco]

Fortunately, she didn't use it on me. She did tell me that she had an adult step-son that always wanted money so she told him she would give him $20 to let her zap him, He said, go for it". She said It put him on the floor.

Tough way to get beer and cigarette money

 

[Life Hawk]

You old dog you .....

Not judging

Did he stuttered with a smile?

Then, the shocker... The lady of the house came to the door with a cattle prod in her hand..

That's very punny!!

 

[Allen Trent]

but then I found my self being licked to death

Just to clarify, where was the licking coming from exactly. Wasn't sure if it was the 3 pit bulls or client

 

[Allen Trent]

Just to clarify, where was the licking coming from exactly. Wasn't sure if it was the 3 pit bulls or client

Plus, you then implied she gave you the"Shocker" before getting the cattle prod. Again, to clarify, did she literally give you the "Shocker"?. Please, before you Google the "shocker", make sure there are no women & chiIdren around

 

[Life Hawk]

Louis, your thread is going places you would have never thought possible, in directions you wished it would have never traveled.

 

[goillini52]

Louis, your thread is going places you would have never thought possible, in directions you wished it would have never traveled.

Same with the cattle prod.

 

[CALTCAgent]

If you see the cattle gun, run like hell.

 

[mudhound]

those small dogs will bite you!
The large ones i've never had any issues with

 

[Allen Trent]

The large ones i've never had any issues with

just for continued clarification, you never had issues with the large dogs? or the large cattle prods? or the Large ladies of the house?