Re: State Farm Offer.
Hilliarious!
My State Farm experience is amazingly like Goodfellas.
Getting your contract is like becoming a made man. It is 10 times harder to be a made man unless you come from "the family".
I became a made man last November but I was scratch so I am still a poor made man but at least I have respect from the street and the TICA's have to kiss my ring.
Until you get your contract you can be whacked at any time and anybody can F with you.
You have to do what you have to to survive until you are a made man including borrowing from loan sharks (lines of credit) or even become a rat. Sometimes like witness protection you get moved around or "migrate".
When you go into leadership, it is like going to jail. You will deffinitely become someone's b_tch. When you can no longer take the heat on the streets for a while you lay low for a few years and eat steak and lobster. You do your time and reemerge with a bigger book if you behaved in the clink.
The zones are like the different crime families and the VPA's are like underworld bosses, your AFC/AFE are like low-level enforcers. AFS is like a local bookmaker/hitman jack of all trades. The agents are like local pimps, the team members are your street level dealers and whores and the existing book are your users and Johns.
I could go on and on but its 11:30 and I gotta pimp some life insurance on Saturday AM. A jumbo ($1mil pnx term) but we mostly sell nickle bags (5 yr term).
I think Greenman is 1/2 Irish (allstate agent) so he will never be a made man. If he is lucky his mother can give him an open casket (actually stay in the business).
Hilliarious!