The FE Meme Thread

[rousemark]

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

DONALD TRUMP: I've been told by my many sources, good sources - they're very good sources - that the chicken crossed the road. All the Fake News wants to do is write nasty things about the road, but it's a really good road. It's a beautiful road. Everyone knows how beautiful it is.

JOE BIDEN: Why did the chicken do the...thing in the...you know the rest.

SARAH PALIN: The chicken crossed the road because, gosh-darn it, he's a maverick!

BARACK OBAMA: Let me be perfectly clear, if the chickens like their eggs they can keep their eggs. No chicken will be required to cross the road to surrender her eggs. Period.

AOC: Chickens should not be forced to lay eggs! This is because of corporate greed! Eggs should be able to lay themselves.

HILLARY CLINTON: What difference at this point does it make why the chicken crossed the road.

GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or against us. There is no middle ground here.

DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken.

AL GORE: I invented the chicken.

JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.

AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white?

DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he is acting by not taking on his current problems before adding any new problems.

ANDERSON COOPER: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.

PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.

GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?

Amazed at how many of our leaders are not aware that a chicken is a "she" and not a "he"... Or maybe this is a transgender chicken? If so, would "he" still lay eggs?

 

[Markthebroker]

Amazed at how many of our leaders are not aware that a chicken is a "she" and not a "he"... Or maybe this is a transgender chicken? If so, would "he" still lay eggs?

Well, since men can now get pregnant, then I guess so?

 

[DayTimer]

Hmmm. I bet plenty of those people have enough money for expensive luxury items such as smartphones, designer sneakers, fast food (which I could never afford), cigarettes, hard alcohol and lottery tickets.

You gonna hate on them for enjoying living and life instead of planning on a pretty casket for their corpses to rot in?

Come on, dude.

 

[Markthebroker]

You gonna hate on them for enjoying living and life instead of planning on a pretty casket for their corpses to rot in?

Come on, dude.

That's not what I said and you know it. Not even close.

 

[DayTimer]

That's not what I said and you know it. Not even close.

Now don't get your soiled diaper in a bunch, our little caped moonraker.*

Hmmm. I bet plenty of those people have enough money for expensive luxury items such as smartphones, designer sneakers, fast food (which I could never afford), cigarettes, hard alcohol and lottery tickets.

What are you saying, then?

I don't begrudge anyone a smart phone, fancy kicks, and hey, if a whopper with fries is their idea of good eatin', God bless them and their atherosclerosis.

And in this day and age it is hard to argue a smart phone is a luxury item rather than a near necessity.











* I don't really think you're a moonraker. I was looking for something that kinda sorta rhymed with "caped crusader."

 

[DayTimer]

 

[Markthebroker]

Now don't get your soiled diaper in a bunch, our little caped moonraker.*



What are you saying, then?

I don't begrudge anyone a smart phone, fancy kicks, and hey, if a whopper with fries is their idea of good eatin', God bless them and their atherosclerosis.

And in this day and age it is hard to argue a smart phone is a luxury item rather than a near necessity.











* I don't really think you're a moonraker. I was looking for something that kinda sorta rhymed with "caped crusader."

I mean, I pretty much said it. I don't think I can make it much clearer.

Do most Americans not even have enough money left when they die to pay for their funeral?

Many Americans can't even afford eggs these days, much less a funeral for gramma and grandpa.

Hmmm. I bet plenty of those people have enough money for expensive luxury items such as smartphones, designer sneakers, fast food (which I could never afford), cigarettes, hard alcohol and lottery tickets.

 

[DayTimer]

I mean, I pretty much said it. I don't think I can make it much clearer.

Ok, brother, I'll give.

Let's focus on what really matters in life.

 

[STIBROKER]

Well, since men can now get pregnant, then I guess so?

 

[DayTimer]

I've been doing mostly FU whole life, infinite banking themed sales lately, but I did do an FE policy this week.

Here 's a pic of my FYC from MOO and I'm thinking it might be time to go back to focusing on FE: