The FE Meme Thread

[STIBROKER]

Do most Americans not even have enough money left when they die to pay for their funeral?

well a little planing always helps....like in my case I want to be buried in a little local cemetery that's about 5 miles from my house...called and plots are $1000....also this cemetery was used in the opening of the movie Texas Chain Saw Massacre....so I give my kids a story to tell their kids....

 

[Markthebroker]

 

[Markthebroker]

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Arg. I can't unsee that.

 

[WinoBlues]

Everyone has their own wants and wishes for after they die.

I would be happy with Scotty to just beam me out.

My personal belief is death is like a light switch. When it is turned off thats it lights out. Nothing afterwards. Your light slowly fades from people's memory in a generation or two.

Cremation, <$1,000, a 45 minute drive to the National Cemetery. Taps, Volleys, Flag. Paid in full when I said 'I Do' 50nyears ago. Load up drive back. TriTip, Ribs Tacos, beer, the kids can pay this - rag on Pops with stories like me throwing the computer over fence. Laugh, cry laugh some more.

Then move on with life. I am no more.

So my final funeral expenses = <$5,000

 

[shonceman]

Dude. Don't be a hater!

 

[shonceman]

Ok, brother, I'll give.

Let's focus on what really matters in life.

BTW - Congrats!

 

[STIBROKER]

I would be happy with Scotty to just beam me out.

AWW man....when spock died and they shot his ass out of the back of the ship in that huge sunglasses case...brought a tear to my eye.....

 

[DayTimer]

 

[DayTimer]

 

[DayTimer]