The FE Meme Thread

A Sailor sent an e-mail to his wife, informing her that his ship would be returning from deployment a day early.

Arriving home, he found his wife with another man.

Upset, he stormed off and got a room at the Navy Lodge to decide what to do next.

His thoughts were interrupted by a call from his mother-in-law.

"Bill" she said, "I checked with my daughter and, as I expected, there is a perfectly good explanation for this whole episode."

"This I've got to hear," the Sailor said.

"It was an honest mistake," the mother-in -law said. " She never got your e-mail!"
 
A Sailor sent an e-mail to his wife, informing her that his ship would be returning from deployment a day early.

Arriving home, he found his wife with another man.

Upset, he stormed off and got a room at the Navy Lodge to decide what to do next.

His thoughts were interrupted by a call from his mother-in-law.

"Bill" she said, "I checked with my daughter and, as I expected, there is a perfectly good explanation for this whole episode."

"This I've got to hear," the Sailor said.

"It was an honest mistake," the mother-in -law said. " She never got your e-mail!"
FN Jody!
 
I haven't come across a client with that name yet. But it wouldn't surprise me if I did! I've seen some wild ones. One of my clients actually named her daughter Shi'Tevia! :huh: My favorite was an elderly lady by the name of Fanny Cheeks.:twitchy:
Before my daughter retired from the school system, part of her job was to review the files of all the new kids coming into the system.

She told me once about two brothers. Lemonjello and Orangello.

Lemon Jello and Orange Jello.
 
Before my daughter retired from the school system, part of her job was to review the files of all the new kids coming into the system.

She told me once about two brothers. Lemonjello and Orangello.

Lemon Jello and Orange Jello.
We run across a lot of names in this business.


I met a Sandra Bullock once. But she didn't buy. I do have Dustin Hoffman as a client.

But the best is Rosetta Stone. :biggrin:
 
A year or two ago some guy was blowing it up here. Something about getting chitfaced on a carrier trip and putting people on blast.

Probably one of those times to switch to water early in the evening.

I think I remember that ... KSKJ trip if I recall. Maybe 4 or 5 years ago?
 
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