The Math Doesn't Add Up.

Originally Posted by moonlightandmargaritas
Today's weather in Tampa, Fla: Blue sky sunny, a gentle breeze and 76 right now on the old therm-mo-meter.

I guess it's why so many millions are clamoring to move to Jerkwater, Virginia.
Actually thousands are moving to Jerkwater, Virginia? It's good that it's nice in Miami. That way the paramedics stay warm as they pick up the wounded(have you seen COPS), the flamers won't catch a cold in South Beach, the hookers will stay warm at night, it will be really pleasant at the gay pride parade, the stars cocaine won't clump together and they will be warm as they smoke their crack, you can roll your windows down as you sit in traffic, the Dophins can watch the Super Bowl on a television outdoors, and all of the illegals will feel like they are at home.

I'd rather pay taxes than live in that scumpit. If the United States needed an enema, Miami would be the place they would insert the hose.

Keep trying....
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Set the bong down Da Wayne! He said he was from Tampa not Miami! Miami is the atlantic coast and Tampa is the gulf coast. They are two hundred miles apart. By the way Miami cant hold a candle to hell holes like Atlanta and New York City.


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Originally Posted by moonlightandmargaritas
Today's weather in Tampa, Fla: Blue sky sunny, a gentle breeze and 76 right now on the old therm-mo-meter.​


I guess it's why so many millions are clamoring to move to Jerkwater, Virginia.​
Actually thousands are moving to Jerkwater, Virginia? It's good that it's nice in Miami. That way the paramedics stay warm as they pick up the wounded(have you seen COPS), the flamers won't catch a cold in South Beach, the hookers will stay warm at night, it will be really pleasant at the gay pride parade, the stars cocaine won't clump together and they will be warm as they smoke their crack, you can roll your windows down as you sit in traffic, the Dophins can watch the Super Bowl on a television outdoors, and all of the illegals will feel like they are at home.

I'd rather pay taxes than live in that scumpit. If the United States needed an enema, Miami would be the place they would insert the hose.

Keep trying....
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Set the bong down Da Wayne! He said he was from Tampa not Miami! Miami is the atlantic coast and Tampa is the gulf coast. They are two hundred miles apart. By the way Miami cant hold a candle to hell holes like Atlanta and New York City.
He must be hittin the bong if he thinks he can spend all day, every day here and still aquire 2160 new clients. Let's do the math on that one.
 
He must be hittin the bong if he thinks he can spend all day, every day here and still aquire 2160 new clients. Let's do the math on that one.


Yeah, I'm all smoked up. Cooooooooooool............:D No time for business, too busy smokin the bowl. That's the way I roll, the druggie.:D:D:D:D Boy, I'm hungry.... I'm almost high enough to call myself "Teddy"!!! You guys are so crazy.. I actually really like Tampa, my bad..
 
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Yeah, I'm all smoked up. Cooooooooooool............:D No time for business, too busy smokin the bowl. That's the way I roll, the druggie.:D:D:D:D Boy, I'm hungry.... I'm almost high enough to call myself "Teddy"!!! You guys are so crazy.. I actually really like Tampa, my bad..

LOL!:goofy::skeptical::1cool:
 
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Yeah, I'm all smoked up. Cooooooooooool............:D No time for business, too busy smokin the bowl. That's the way I roll, the druggie.:D:D:D:D Boy, I'm hungry.... I'm almost high enough to call myself "Teddy"!!! You guys are so crazy.. I actually really like Tampa, my bad..
You must be high if you think going by your given name is a bad thing! What's yours... Gomer? BTW... crazy ass "Teddy" in this ****-hole called Tampa, made four figures today. What did you make on your computer there in Jerkwater?
 
You must be high if you think going by your given name is a bad thing! What's yours... Gomer? BTW... crazy ass "Teddy" in this ****-hole called Tampa, made four figures today. What did you make on your computer there in Jerkwater?


Gomer was in NC not Va. No wait I'm thinking of Goober. Sorry. Why do you guys keep picking on Dwayne?
 
"""Hi....you wanta buy some in-sho-unce from me's? Peace Bro! Priors for possession? No problem, we get ya covered."""

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LOL!:goofy::skeptical::1cool:


That is hilarious. I needed a good laugh. I just sent the old lady out to buy some Doritoes and Pepsi.
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You must be high if you think going by your given name is a bad thing! What's yours... Gomer? BTW... crazy ass "Teddy" in this ****-hole called Tampa, made four figures today. What did you make on your computer there in Jerkwater?

My real name is Danny Ray "Bubba" Johnson Jr. but I go by Dwayne. By the way $10.00 is four figures. :D You guys are so crazy... As I said earlier, I like Tampa, especially on COPS.
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Gomer was in NC not Va. No wait I'm thinking of Goober. Sorry. Why do you guys keep picking on Dwayne?

They love me. I find it quite entertaining that someone would take time out of their day worrying about me. Don't they realize that this is just an internet site and their opinions are as about as useless as my nipples. Now if they start buying form me, raising my children, paying my bills, then I will begin to worry. Sorry for that picture....
 
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