Keep eating those pickled eggs and you will give th bovines a run for their money..... funny you should mention pickled eggs. My daughter (the youngest) and I love them.. you can get them at Rural King!
Personally I'm a teetotaler, but I won't pass up a pickled egg. You buying?
As to the cattle, I think it very insincere for people who preach tolerance to us all day long, to look down their noses at a cow because of their flatulence tendencies. How ridiculously judgemental.
Now please excuse me while I try to go sell some Transamerica.