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What's that Smell?
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One of the last F2F in home sales I made, the guy didn't want me to go in the house. Instead he said we could sit on the porch.
He moved a plastic garbage bag so I could sit down. When he picked it up it burst and out fell kitty litter, feces and a couple dozen roaches.
I suggested we go out in the front yard and made the presentation on the hood of my car in 90 degree heat.
He bought, but I swore off home visits after that and never looked back.
He moved a plastic garbage bag so I could sit down. When he picked it up it burst and out fell kitty litter, feces and a couple dozen roaches.
I suggested we go out in the front yard and made the presentation on the hood of my car in 90 degree heat.
He bought, but I swore off home visits after that and never looked back.
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What about dirty diapers?....just saying
And, dirty granny panties! My manager and I went into a house for an appointment and he noticed something that i didn't. He quickly turned back around to me with that look of don't look that way. Of course I had to and man I wish I wouldn't have. A fresh pair of granny panties with a load of splattered butt mud laying on the floor!
I took a 3 hour shower when I got home.
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And, dirty granny panties! My manager and I went into a house for an appointment and he noticed something that i didn't. He quickly turned back around to me with that look of don't look that way. Of course I had to and man I wish I wouldn't have. A fresh pair of granny panties with a load of splattered butt mud laying on the floor!
I took a 3 hour shower when I got home.
That's too funny and a bit disturbing ...man I gotta ask, how did the rest of the apt go?
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It was one of those where the prospect says come on in and have a seat. "No thanks, we've been sitting all day." Got the business and got out. I was mostly breathing through my mouth so I couldn't tell if there was a smell to go along with the visual. If so, it just wouldn't have happened.
That's too funny and a bit disturbing ...man I gotta ask, how did the rest of the apt go?
Which one? The mother and daughters in the trailer on the top of the knob that had about 6 teeth between them? Seems I remember they took a liking to that "cute young man" I was with.. We stayed on the porch and didn't dare go in. There were a half dozen yapping dogs and about the same number of cats running in and out the open doors and windows.. 100+ degrees and no air conditioning. The chairs on the porch were upholstered with the exception of one rickety straight back chair which Reradon managed to capture before I could get to it. I sat there half hoping the thing would collapse out from under him.
I sat on the very edge of the one I occupied and it still had that all too familiar greasy dampness about it. Even though we were outside, you could smell the odor coming from inside the home.
The joys of working Reardon's natural market!
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Hey Rouse -- don't forget the ending of the story, where they gated us in...
hmm, has anybody smelled this kind of stuff in a house?? lol
That Smell...Lynyrd Skynyrd - YouTube
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hmm, I know I am slow, but how do you embed images on here?? man
That Smell...Lynyrd Skynyrd - YouTube
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Well, I did say they took a liking to you! I did get a little nervous when I heard the banjo music...
While we were there, another daughter came home.. She and her husband live in a little travel trailer parked on the property. When we left and got to the bottom of the knob (for you city folk, that is East Tennessean for "small mountain") we found she had closed the gate across the drive and secured it with a chain. Reardon and I looked at each other with that, "I can't believed this" look. I got out of the truck and checked the chain; found the lock wasn't fastened. I undid the chain, opened the gate; drove through and never looked back. Left the gate standing wide open.
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