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...you get excited when you drive into a trailer park.
You know you're a Final Expense agent when...(fill in the blank)
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when you ask to speak with _________ (a woman's name) and you are told that she's out selling pussy, and it doesn't phase you or surprise you.
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When you know a guy that is door knocking to develop a final expense lead and when that fails he develops a lead for flea and pest removal.
PaulieD
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You now know that Direct Express is NOT a subsidiary of Fed Ex
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You appreciate a well kept trailer and always have hand sanitizer.
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You just saved someone $5 a month on their life insurance payment and they are so excited that they give you a hug... then send you a friend request on Facebook!
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Thanks for thinking of me Josh . . . IKR!
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You sit down on a cat piss soaked couch and take bed bugs home with you(Josh). 
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That has to be one of my favorite stories he ever told me...not Hoosierlife...the other JoshYou sit down on a cat piss soaked couch and take bed bugs home with you(Josh).
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He called me freaking out...
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