You know you're a Final Expense agent when...(fill in the blank)

First of all, a pebble feels like a speed bump in a Pacer..:yes:.Second, you won't hurt a sanke by running over him unless you lock your brakes and skid across him.
Don't be dissin' my Pacer! :1mad:The strut's were gone, so it usually bounced over most bumps. The only other time I felt a bang like that in that car was when I hit a dead deer. (It was lying in the road on a dark night, and I spotted it too late to brake or swerve.)

Seriously, that snake looked as thick and long as a boa constrictor. I might have thought that's what it was except for the color.
 
Don't be dissin' my Pacer! :1mad:The strut's were gone, so it usually bounced over most bumps. The only other time I felt a bang like that in that car was when I hit a dead deer. (It was lying in the road on a dark night, and I spotted it too late to brake or swerve.)

Seriously, that snake looked as thick and long as a boa constrictor. I might have thought that's what it was except for the color.

If I lived near you... I could see a great practical joke occurring! :1rolleyes:
 
Don't be dissin' my Pacer! :1mad:The strut's were gone, so it usually bounced over most bumps. The only other time I felt a bang like that in that car was when I hit a dead deer. (It was lying in the road on a dark night, and I spotted it too late to brake or swerve.)

Seriously, that snake looked as thick and long as a boa constrictor. I might have thought that's what it was except for the color.
Here is one for sale that certainly would be unlike any you have driven before.. only $39,900. Click he show more pitchures link at the top of the page..

1979 AMC Pacer | My Classic Garage
 
Here is one for sale that certainly would be unlike any you have driven before.. only $39,900. Click he show more pitchures link at the top of the page..

1979 AMC Pacer | My Classic Garage
Nice restore! Mine was a '77, so it was a little more spaceship-like! I always wished that I'd had the money to keep mine going after the country roads on my debit wore it out. I knew the Pacers were going to be collectable, especially after Wayne's World came out. I've never seen one in that shade of green, though. That's even uglier than my "Great Pumpkin"!
 
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This pic looks so much like mine did toward the end of its life, I kinda wonder if this isn't actually my car! That thing was a debit machine!
 
I was trying to handle a case by phone today from a company home office that's local to me. The client went ballistic when I asked about criminal record, saying it was none of my business, and yelled at me to get off his phone! So I did!

Five minutes later he called customer service and threatened to come up there and shoot me! I wouldn't worry about it, except he scared the home office people, who then pulled up his record. He's got violent crime convictions in 3 states! So the police were called and they "documented the threat." Like somebody said earlier, "It must be Tuesday!"

I wonder what would've happened if we were F2F. Makes a good case for telesales!
 
I was trying to handle a case by phone today from a company home office that's local to me. The client went ballistic when I asked about criminal record, saying it was none of my business, and yelled at me to get off his phone! So I did!

Five minutes later he called customer service and threatened to come up there and shoot me! I wouldn't worry about it, except he scared the home office people, who then pulled up his record. He's got violent crime convictions in 3 states! So the police were called and they "documented the threat." Like somebody said earlier, "It must be Tuesday!"

I wonder what would've happened if we were F2F. Makes a good case for telesales!

Depending on the neighborhood I knock, the "record" question comes up before I ask if they even bank. :yes:

More important to know if they have recently robbed one as opposed to use one sometimes. :laugh:
 
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