If you are just now starting to receive stuff from them, you are just a young 'un. .. Wait until you start receiving Depends coupons.. then you can say you are getting old.
I'll be 50 later this year. My wife who's older than me started getting the AARP stuff after she turned 50.
I could have used the Depends coupons this week. I was sick as a dog last night and a Depends would have made life a little easier - Maybe we shouldn't go there
