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[Guest]

...What association?

U really don't want 2 know...

 

[HealthGuy]

yea we do want to know

 

[CHUMPS FROM OXFORD]

The "Association" currently has 48,347 members. Dues vary, depending upon your level of contribution and length of membership time.

"Health Broker Online" voted the association as "the most innovative organization in the Midwest."

We have a lot of giveaways since so much revenue is coming in. We awarded 10 big-screen TVs last month to our " Most frequent posters." Rick, from this Forum won one of them.

I'll post a link on Tuesday.

 

[Guest]

Okay, Chumps has given you the official spin on the association. As a member in high and good standing (maybe not after this) I shall attempt to unravel it for you. Caviar Empty. Whatever.

The "Association" currently has 48,347 members.

In actuality there are 48,347 memberSHIPS. This ties in with the next sentence:

Dues vary, depending upon your level of contribution and length of membership time.

Length of membership time don't mean diddly squat, it is a red herring to draw your attention away from the fact that your level of MONETARY contribution is why dues vary. You thought it meant posting contributions, didn't you?

Here's the dirty little secret: you can buy as many memberships as you want! THAT's what varies. Chumps has no idea how many memberships I own, but I can tell ya, it's ALOT!! That's why I win so much junk, I mean, stuff.

"Health Broker Online" voted the association as "the most innovative organization in the Midwest."

Go ahead, try and find "Health Broker Online". Another rabbit hole. In actuality this is Chumps own little 1 page "newsletter" that he FAXES (okay, technically "online") to memberSHIPS. I hate it. I own alot of memberships so everytime this thing comes out it burns up my fax machine and I have to call service. I would opt out of this if I were you; it's too late for me and my fax.

We have a lot of giveaways since so much revenue is coming in. We awarded 10 big-screen TVs last month to our " Most frequent posters." Rick, from this Forum won one of them.

Okay, so somehow Rick scored a TV. :bump: I dunno. Remember what "most frequent posters" really means (hint: most frequent and largest paying dues memberSHIPS - and that's "Yours Truly"). So YOU KNOW who has the other NINE very large (but cheap) TVs, right?! Got 'em in the house, the attic, the garage, the shed, Mom's got two, gave one to my stupid brother-in-law, still ain't figured out how to turn it on. HEY, PLUG IT IN, DUDE!!!! Hehehe.

I'll post a link on Tuesday.

Yeah, WHICH Tuesday? Geez, I'm outta here... Peace out.

 

[CHUMPS FROM OXFORD]

Well Patriot...you have clearly found a way to beat the "Association" system.

Those TVs were all refurbished so the joke is on you!

 

[jdgeddie]

Another option is to signup for an alternative smtp service like authsmtp.com or smtp.com. Or you could even host your domain with google mail.