Critical Illness Focused Agency

Why would you do that to your junk mail...... What did your junk mail ever do to deserve ending up in an aflac mailbox?!?!?
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I like to sign up for Globe life, AARP and Colonial Penn quotes. My email provider has told me they will take away my computer if I do it again, they feel so dirty.
 


I like the quote from this AFLAC customer.... Is there any wonder how he was duped into buying their policy? I just wonder who employed Frank?

FRANK MCDOWELL ; I have 4 polises one of them is shert term disability and thay are tring to get out of paying me i have had thes polises for about 4 years without useing them you thenk thay would wount to keep paing custermers happy.Thats ok becouse starting monday i'm going to call them AGGEN and if i don't get enewair i am going to the better bisnes buro then i am going to call chanel 2 newes news and see if thay will help me!!
 
An Aflac recruiter called my house the other day. Here is how the conversation went......

Me: Hello?

Recruiter: Yes, I am looking to speak with Seamus.

Me: Why do you want to speak to him?

Recruiter: We want to offer him a great opportunity to make hundreds of thousands of dollars in residual income!!

Me: But, Seamus is my DOG!!

Recruiter: Oh that's ok. We looked at his resume, and are very impressed with it. We are certain that we can find a place for him in our organization.

Me: Well, the only thing he's good at is cleaning his own "marbles".

Recruiter: Excellent!! When can he start??

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