My Dad passed 4 years ago but before he did we would tease him about being put in jail today for the whippings we got from him. He hated the thought of that as he was 25 year state police veteran.
He would be 85 if alive today and his generation was certainly of the spare the rod, spoil the child mindset. If you got spanked at school the last thing you wanted was him to find out. He would give you another one just because you did something to cause a spanking. He would use switches, belts, homemade paddles or whatever was handy.
Very, very strict. He was very much law and order and there was 2 sides to every story, the right one and the wrong one.
My dad slapped me one time for something I didn't do. When he found out that I hadn't done it he said, "that'll make up for one of the things you got away with."
It's been quite a while since kids could be spanked in school.
I remember having to go to the principles office for a swats with a wooden paddle with holes drilled in it for greater velocity. Had to bend over and grab my ankles(I couldn't do that now...lol). The hell of it was, that I was innocent! I get blamed for everything.
We gave the teachers hell in high school. There were only 2 teachers we didn't screw with...the head football coach and the assistant football coach.
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I'll bet the student body loved that.
So, did you cry?
I remember having to go to the principles office for a swats with a wooden paddle with holes drilled in it for greater velocity. Had to bend over and grab my ankles(I couldn't do that now...lol). The hell of it was, that I was innocent! I get blamed for everything.
We gave the teachers hell in high school. There were only 2 teachers we didn't screw with...the head football coach and the assistant football coach.
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I'll bet the student body loved that.
So, did you cry?
So she kept on and on with me and we began passing notes to each other in class, computer class, which is funny, this was pre email lol, so anyway, this hulk finds one of the notes, mind you we never went out, kissed, held hands or anything....I kinda think she was evil now and she probably just wanted to ruffle his feathers. So one Friday morning he comes into the hallway as Im making my way to class, drags me outside of the school behind the bus maintenance area and beats the hell out of me. I was all of maybe 5' and 110lbs soaking wet. And I mean he beat me good. So then as I come back to class, my buddy was aware that something just went down and notified our teacher. She grabbed me and the girl and took us to the office. The dumbass principle was actually going to paddle and suspend me, the teacher said oh hell no and told him if he touched me or suspended me she would quit on the spot and cause a huge legal mess. Me and that teacher are still friends to this day, she is now a stockbroker. 
His wife, well dont know what happened to her but I bet she is miserable.
Sounds familiar, try this on for size...the following is a true story:
When I was in 10th grade a pretty good looking girl was constantly flirting with me, she was a senior so of course I was in love with her. Well little did I know she had a 23 year old boyfriend who was 6'4 and 275
Ok so on with the story. So we tried to have this hulk arrested for assault. Nada, DA would not do a thing, his "daddy" knew the DA and her "daddy" was a professor at the local College. Sooooo after trying to have justice served for 3 months my dad said "screw this".
Not let me tell ya, my dad is a retired Green Beret, seen combat, you just dont really wanna mess with him. At this time he was also in a "real" motorcycle gang..not poser sissy crotch rocket gang, a real Harley gang full of evil and menacing dudes. So him and about 10 of them are all in our garage one night drinking and talking. My dad said I wasnt allowed out there with them this night, I thought that was kinda weird at the time.
Ill make this long story short. A few days later, this hulk was heading to Auburn university to attend class, according to the newspaper article, he was beaten to a bloody pulp with chains, wood sticks, brass knuckles...his car was torched and burned to the ground, all tires flattened..with a note stuck to his forehead that read, "next time think before you act, we sure did!!"
Im not saying they had anything to do with it
5 years later these 2 lovebirds were married. Then they got caught burglarizing about 50 houses, they still had the stolen property in their house LOL, the hulk also was charged with a rape that same week. He got life in prison and hung his self LOLOLOLOL
Karma sure is funny. And there are 2 things my dad told me growing up that I will never forget. "Old age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill" and "If you wait long enough somebody will take care of that ahole for you, not everyone is level headed and they will cross their maker one day, just wait for it, then point, laugh and make fun of them"
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