Googling Bob Vineyard

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I broke the land and water speed records several times before becoming a knight.

Then I gave birth to my grandfather who did the same exact thing.
 
The first time someone asked if I had ever Googled myself I politely told them it was none of their business.

Then they explained what Googling oneself really is.

Oh . . .

I haven't Googled myself in a while so I decided to do so this morning.

Wow! What a rush.

1,580,000 hits in .20 seconds.

Not all of them are me but so what? The first 7 listings on page one of Google were me.

I have no idea what, if anything, any of this means but it's a great way to end the week.

Give it a try. Google yourself. No one is looking and no one has to know what you are doing.
 
That's new. Wasn't there this AM.

See what can happen when you have nothing better to do than Googling yourself?
 
Man, Googling myself is weird. I'm a New York Senator, a Libertarian Parliamentary candidate, a college football player, a dead bowler, and was intimately involved in the 1980 lottery scandal.
 
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