How Do I Keep in Contact with Clients and Friends ?

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Elin Woods' divorce lawyers are asking that Tiger be forced to legally change his name to Cheetah Woods.

 

[arnguy]

Aren't Cheetahs the fastest animal on Earth for running short distances?

 

[Frank Stastny]

Aren't Cheetahs the fastest animal on Earth for running short distances?

They are only second to me when a senior calls and tells me they want to take a Med Supp and ask me how soon I can be there.

 

[Guest]

I am laughing my ass off here. Doesn't Chris sound like a zombie? Can you imagine him ever actually selling insurance?
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Hey everyone! My name's Joe Blowstein. I really love this forum and you guys have great ideas. You know, I just heard about a great new way to sell life insurance. You read the obituaries and go to people's funerals. Spend the time at the church and cemetery letting people tell you about the deceased as if you're a friend of a friend. Then go to the home when they serve the food and talk to people about what would happen to them if they passed away. There's a great book about this technique that I read that you can buy right over the web. I found out about it at http://www.endlessclients.com/joeblowstein

 

[arnguy]

Wow, Frank, you are truly amazing! BTW can you outrun your goats?

 

[WinoBlues]

During mating season he can.

Wow, Frank, you are truly amazing! BTW can you outrun your goats?

 

[Frank Stastny]

During mating season he can.

Got that right and you better make damn sure you don't trip. There is nothing hornier than a billy goat. Except maybe for Arnguy.

 

[arnguy]

Thanks for the accolade, Frank. You are correct----my horns are scraping the ceiling and it is not a seasonal condition!!!

 

[LGinOhio]

Birthday phone calls work. A thoughtful way to just say hi and that also keeps you in mind.

 

[arnguy]

If I were an agent in Arizona, I would use the traditional old-fashioned way: smoke signals!