If you market individual health insurance...

[Crabcake Johnny]

The carriers do the product training - not me. And hey, it's not $20 a month - it's $19.95

 

[CHUMPS FROM OXFORD]

Hell, I'd buy that for a dollar! What kind of pleasure palace are you running there Mr. Chump?

Actually..."pleasure palace" month was held last November. About 150 of our members took a cruise to Jamaica. Lots of board games, music, food and best of all...Richard Simmons provided personal health management seminars each morning.

A fun time for all.

FYI...This July we are hosting "Amateur Veterinarian" month, where you are permitted to perform experimental surgeries on pets. We already have 55 people signed up for that one.


Come and join us: Click on the link or your first born will eventually become a Mega Life broker.


http://groups.google.com/group/top-i...t-agents?hl=en

 

[somarco]

"Amateur Veterinarian" month

Is Dave (Goat Porn) Fluker one of the speakers?

 

[CHUMPS FROM OXFORD]

Funny you ask. As we speak, we are in negotiations with Dave about what his role will be.

Since he is no longer a "board certified" veterinarian, he may not be the right person to have as our keynote speaker. But he is the only member of our group to have appeared on "Animal Planet" (Episode 12... 2005...Turning a chihuahua into a lifelong health insurance customer)

 

[somarco]

Turning a chiwawa into a lifelong health insurance customer

Watch out. The spelling bee police will get you on that one.

Wonder how he feels about Chia pets?

 

[CHUMPS FROM OXFORD]

Spelling corrected. Hard to say what he thinks about Chia pets. But I bet he has a closet full of them.