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[SportsNut]

Enough with the blubbering about how great the site is... With all the exhuberance over the value of the site Sam will soon be raising the subscription fee AGAIN. That will make the third increase in the past year; I just can't take it anymore... The dues are already outrageous...



OK, (sheepishly) I admit it, the price increases have been well warranted.

 

[arnguy]

Ed, your story about how Sam saved your life is definitely heart warming. I choked up reading it and my eyes welled with tears as well. You should contact Hallmark. It would make a great story for TV on Hallmark's hour..

 

[CHUMPS FROM OXFORD]

Thank you Arn. I would have mentioned how you pulled me out of that foxhole in Nam (Or, was that Trenton?), but I know you don't like to talk about it.

 

[arnguy]

Ed, I thought it was a bar on South Street in Philly. Maybe my memory is going.

 

[CHUMPS FROM OXFORD]

Oh yea. Corner of Broad and Patterson.

 

[arnguy]

Oh yea. Corner of Broad and Patterson.

Geeeez, Chumps, can't you get it right ----it's Pattison! Yo, youse should know better.

P.S. No wonder you got lost in Philly and I had to rescue you.

 

[CHUMPS FROM OXFORD]

Oh yea. Now...you're not going to tell me that Veteran's Stadium is not there any more are you?

 

[arnguy]

Oh yea. Now...you're not going to tell me that Veteran's Stadium is not there any more are you?

I don't want to upset you so I will neither confirm nor deny that about Veterans Stadium. However, Mayor Nutter promised to take under advisement renaming Pattison Avenue to Patterson Avenue. The big problem is changing all those street and highway signs and the city is broke!