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I was never a debit agent, but when I still carried a briefcase, I've swung them at plenty of dogs. One time there was a pack of them nipping at my heels while I was canvassing in a little town in Nebraska. I finally got pissed and I started chasing the dogs and threw my briefcase at them. Didn't hit anything but the road and left a nice skid mark on the briefcase.Spoken like an old debit agent who carried "The Book".. Came in might handy more than once.. ..
I decided to move to another street in case anybody was watching out their window at that crazy guy chasing dogs down the street.