Walk Across America For Groats Disease

[STIBROKER]

thanks for the visual on that..........

I've personally battled with Groats Disease for many years. My major complaint is that my belly keeps getting bigger every year, making it harder and harder to put on socks, and, tie my shoes. I can only now see my pee pee if I stand in front of a mirror.
Here's hoping for a cure.
Will there be a Groats Disease telethon this year??

 

[arnguy]

Excellent work, Chumps! You are a great guy for conducting that "Walk Across America for Groats." You remind of Jerry Lewis and his support of the MDA Telethon.

 

[CHUMPS FROM OXFORD]

Thanks Arn. And no telethon this year. It was considered but only two stations nationwide agreed to air the show (both in Gary, In.).

 

[Todd King]

I thought NPR was going to pick that up. Oh well, I guess since the gov't isn't going to fund them anymore they declined. I bet if the Groats Foundation was a "for profit" company NPR would have no problem, huh?

 

[HarryRenard]

Chumps try the NRDC I am sure they would sponsor something for you, ask for Cheryl D.

 

[Winter_123]

Hopefully this will be the last year where this type of fundraising will be necessary. I heard that Obamacare requires all states to cover Groats Disease. No more getting tossed off your policy just when you need it the most.

Frank got a little mixed up the other day and heard about Groats Disease being covered and thought it meant that your goat could stay on your policy until he/she was 26. Hard to keep up with things.

 

[GreenSky]

Hopefully this will be the last year where this type of fundraising will be necessary. I heard that Obamacare requires all states to cover Groats Disease. No more getting tossed off your policy just when you need it the most.

Frank got a little mixed up the other day and heard about Groats Disease being covered and thought it meant that your goat could stay on your policy until he/she was 26. Hard to keep up with things.

Actually, Obama granted Frank a waiver so he can keep his goats covered under a limited benefit plan. I think the goats must be members of SEIU.

Rick

 

[CHUMPS FROM OXFORD]

I think I will call NPR.

Warning: A few "F" words in this video:

 

[Winter_123]

Actually, Obama granted Frank a waiver so he can keep his goats covered under a limited benefit plan. I think the goats must be members of SEIU.

Rick

What's up with the limited benefit plan? Frank said that he heard that his goats would have the same plan as members of Congress. Bunch of lying b-stards in DC. Never deliver on anything.

 

[CHUMPS FROM OXFORD]

Currently in Kansas for the 2018 Walk.