Agents Going Out to Door Knock on Easter

[Rearden]

Wow, it's been 5 years since this thread was created. Dang.

 

[DHK]

"Hello! I thought I'd bring a basket of chocolates on this fine Easter morning! By the way, *I* have the coronavirus and maybe you have it now too... would you like to apply for life insurance today?"

 

[Life Hawk]

"Hello! I thought I'd bring a basket of chocolates on this fine Easter morning! By the way, *I* have the coronavirus and maybe you have it now too... would you like to apply for life insurance today?"

Yes, as long as you promise to deliver the policy with a free bag of plasma.

 

[goillini52]

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Should I dust off my 9 inch heels and flowered silk shirt and run 20 door knocks today? I'm limbered up and ready to do splits,spins and flips.

Will you be dancing as Petey, Herbie, Bib or Don?

 

[Cyborg7]

Tis the season

 

[Cyborg7]

Tis the season

Looking forward to Easter

 

[DayTimer]

Tis the season

Door knockers got a pay raise this week: An extra hour of knocking before dark.

 

[LostDollar]

Tis the season

Looking forward to Easter

Please don't come to my house.

The Easter Bunny lives under the front porch and eats the Iris leaves for lunch.
The Easter Squirrel runs across the roof from the back yard to the front and tears down the suet feeder.

Additional exotic fauna are not wanted in the front yard or on the front porch.

 

[adjusterjack]

Here's a few more ideas.

Dress up as Santa during Christmas. Bring toys.

Dress up as a leprechaun on St Patrick's Day.

Dress up as an alien if you live in Roswell, NM. That would be an every day thing.

Dress weird any day in Los Angeles.

Ten gallon hat, boots, spurs and six shooters in most of Texas, but not Austin.

 

[LostDollar]

Ten gallon hat, boots, spurs and six shooters in most of Texas, but not Austin.

I walked down part of the main street in a Kansas town wearing a revolver in a holster around 30 years ago. The police showed up at my place of work about 20 minutes later.