A while back I was with my wife and kids at a museum. We were taking a guided tour with other people.If my phone rings, I answer it. That simple.
But I'll never forget the time my cell phone rang during a funeral.
My ring tone back then was the theme song for the Walking Dead.
That one got a little froggy.
There was a lady there with a Joe Biden T-shirt on.
At this point my text message ring tone was the sound of a shot gun blast. And I always have my volume all the way up. because, why not?
Well, I guess I didn't have a signal for most of the tour. Then at one point it got very quiet because the tour guide stopped talking for a moment or two, and 5 or 6 text messages came through.
My wife got a little embarrassed (as she usually is by me), but the horrified look on the liberal's face was totally worth it. My kids literally fell over laughing