The Funny Thing is

[AndreaSti]

the sad thing is, he actually DOES have dat messug on his mawsheen

That's one way to screen out callers!

 

[somarco]

My other line has this voice mail.

Hello and thank you for calling. I am sorry I am unable to take your call but I am currently helping clients who are responsible adults and actually pay their bills. If you are waiting to hear back from The Biggest Loser, Jerry Springer or Maury, call AndreaSti or Mark in Griffin. They are expecting your call.

 

[AndreaSti]

I thought McCart was the one referring the crazies to us! Thanks for letting me know it was you!!

 

[somarco]

Tony sends me the uninsurable referrals from Humana and I pass them on to you. Ted Officer does the same.

They have a real sick sense of humor.

 

[AndreaSti]

Yeah but Ted is a nice guy!