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I'm extremely efficient...it's called a mobile app. Everyone I care to talk to during the day has jobs, so that's an out. On days that I do work...not very many...I screw around on here in between appointments, when I grab lunch. If you notice most of my post are completely pointless, barbs in threads that I find interesting. I regularly comment that I don't contribute as much as others to this forum....I want to be like SAI when I grow up.

Doesn't really matter though, when I write business...I don't need 20 appointments to write 3K in AP a week. If I get 10 appointments a week, I'm going to have a great week...plain and simple. 10 appointments usually takes me all of 15 hours and another 5-6 driving, so 20 or so hours a week to generate 5K in commission. Yup I'm lazy, that's all I want to do. I worked a long ass day today, 17 hours, wrote 12 apps...didn't eat, except an energy bar for breakfast, until 10:30 tonight...yet I found a way to post periodically on this forum.

My wife has facebook...I have the forum.
You gotta at least eat some protein. You have lots to learn my friend before you can be me...:yes:
 
Monkey dust is in the club, the group, team, platoon. Friday calls and comrades in the battle is the Monkey dust. Secret sauce, monkey dust, super duper special secrets are as JD said, a joke. Newby, Travis or JD do not know any thing that has not already been through of by somebody else years ago. They are just just focused and very good at what they do.

Yeah yeah yeah Disclaimer: I am not a full time FE agent making a living selling FE only so discount my post. And I should show my 1099 err I mean production report.

;)

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You mean the one that should be in the offers section? But the offers section police seem to be connected?

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Come on guys, I am trying here. Let's keep it going.

I truely believe what FEX is doing is great! Seriously. But JD asked what could they do better? I posted my opinion and it went out in left field! Show me your production ect. I was just helping or trying to.

Gooner your really lucky. Your wife likes Facebook. That's free! My wife does Amazon! I'm fixing to have to sell my kidney just to keep up with her hobby.
 
Ben,

I was going to pm or text you this, but what the hell, let's make it public.

Buddy, I like you a lot. You bring a lot to the table with your insight. I know you produce, you can't know the things you do without having produced.

That being said, I think you're a good bit like me, minus the @ss hole part, in that stuff like this is menial in the scheme of life. I'm glad you're building a team...7 years in the business..good for you!

The guys don't pay me extra or give me any more perks than any other agents that they have with them. I pump them up and defend them diligently because of what they have done for me. While I'm not making the most money I've ever made in my life, I can easily say that I am by far...making the most money, with the least amount of effort in my life. That's huge for me with a 3 and 5 year old...I know you get that!

End of the day, this is all in fun...with some serious undertones.

Later!
 
Lol. You know I love ya, but how could I ever trust a guy that doesn't play the chicken dance?!?

Because he's the smartest in the room...F that song!

MONKEY DUST ALERT
OK, to all who don't get the chicken dance song reference that keeps getting thrown around....At the mini-FEX conference a couple months back....Goose, JD, Hoosierdaddy, Scott, John Galt and myself were having some drinks at the casino. It came up that I DJ weddings, only 5 or so a year at this point, but I used to do it full time. It then came up that I charge a ridiculous amount for a wedding and that I have certain songs I tell Brides and Grooms that I won't play...The Chicken Dance is Numero Uno! F that song!!

One of the wife's thought it was ridiculous, as did her husband, who continues to give me $ hit about it:laugh:

There is some FEX insider stuff...do you feel satisfied, lol
 
Ben,

I was going to pm or text you this, but what the hell, let's make it public.

Buddy, I like you a lot. You bring a lot to the table with your insight. I know you produce, you can't know the things you do without having produced.

That being said, I think you're a good bit like me, minus the @ss hole part, in that stuff like this is menial in the scheme of life. I'm glad you're building a team...7 years in the business..good for you!

The guys don't pay me extra or give me any more perks than any other agents that they have with them. I pump them up and defend them diligently because of what they have done for me. While I'm not making the most money I've ever made in my life, I can easily say that I am by far...making the most money, with the least amount of effort in my life. That's huge for me with a 3 and 5 year old...I know you get that!

End of the day, this is all in fun...with some serious undertones.

Later!

Exactly the kind of post I would expect from you! First class Gooner! I really posted to help. You know you have read a post and be like, dang that shouldn't be here or worded like that. I was just man enough to tell you and others. I honestly like fex and Todd and thad and dig (**** I know I'm leaving people out. .... sorry) and everyone has something to offer. Some people might dissect what I do, but the people that know me honestly know I am a very non greedy helpful person. I just don't like teasing posts ;) when you get a chance, I'll come ride with you. I'm here to learn, help, inform, educate, and drink beer.

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Hell no, she's an Amazon Prime member...I'm with you!:biggrin:

Our fed ex person knows where the key to our house is. If she isn't there he can unlock door and leave it inside. Is that premier membership? ;)
 
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