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My idea of a typical customer at a health fair:
Customer: "Hey, the lady under that tent just told me that I have HBP, am overweight, might have melanoma and need to quit smoking! She said I might want to get some insurance and your the feller to talk to. What do you have that is free and covers everything?" "Oh yeah, I almost forgot to ask, what are you giving away today?"
You: "", ................."",................"".
The other type goes something like this:
Customer: "The lady under that tent says I'm fine. I don't need any stink'n insurance, 'cause I'm not sick yet!". "Oh yeah, I almost forgot to ask, what are you giving away today?".
You: "",................."".
Customer: "Hey, the lady under that tent just told me that I have HBP, am overweight, might have melanoma and need to quit smoking! She said I might want to get some insurance and your the feller to talk to. What do you have that is free and covers everything?" "Oh yeah, I almost forgot to ask, what are you giving away today?"
You: "", ................."",................"".
The other type goes something like this:
Customer: "The lady under that tent says I'm fine. I don't need any stink'n insurance, 'cause I'm not sick yet!". "Oh yeah, I almost forgot to ask, what are you giving away today?".
You: "",................."".
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