Who practices what they preach?

What end of life arrangements have you personally made?

  • Nothing. I'll just let someone else deal with it.

    Votes: 2 11.8%
  • I have purchased a final expense policy for myself

    Votes: 10 58.8%
  • I have purchased a burial plot

    Votes: 2 11.8%
  • I have completely pre-arranged my funeral and burial

    Votes: 3 17.6%

  • Total voters
    17
He's probably the same dunce who tells his wife, "Just throw me off in a ditch somewhere, I won't know the difference!" or decides that he "ain't leavin' nothin' behind for some other man to spend..." :1mad:

That second line is similar to what my father-in-law said when I first got in the insurance business. Said it in front of his wife and my wife (his daughter). My wife's been plenty mad with me before, but I've never seen her quite as angry as she was with him that day!:nah:
Back in 1972, my staff manager and I had an interview with a man and his very pregnant wife.. He was a big guy about 6"3", 220lb.. I had just bought an Elba machine and we had it in the house (a 10 wide mobile home) along with all our other material.. When we tried to close, the man said, "I ain't gonna leave her a bunch of money so she can marry some SOB when I am gone".. My little 5"7", 130lb manager drew himself up to his full height and said, "If you leave her enough money she won't have to marry one the NEXT TIME." I am thinking,"Man, how I am going to get all this stuff packed up and get out of here before the fight starts." :yes:
 
Back in 1972, my staff manager and I had an interview with a man and his very pregnant wife.. He was a big guy about 6"3", 220lb.. I had just bought an Elba machine and we had it in the house (a 10 wide mobile home) along with all our other material.. When we tried to close, the man said, "I ain't gonna leave her a bunch of money so she can marry some SOB when I am gone".. My little 5"7", 130lb manager drew himself up to his full height and said, "If you leave her enough money she won't have to marry one the NEXT TIME." I am thinking,"Man, how I am going to get all this stuff packed up and get out of here before the fight starts." :yes:
Funny story! But I got a little lost on one detail - what is an Elba machine?
 
I wondered that too. I also wonder if they made the sale. :laugh:
A briefcase sized portable filmstrip projector.. Used slide strips and cassette player to produce an audio/video presentation for insurance..Elba had an insurance "training" course that came with it so they could sell it to vets on the GI bill.. Thing was really expensive at the time.. Don't think I ever took it into a home more than 5 or 6 times...

Vintage Elba Systems Film Projector Sound Strip By Bell & Howell 1151 A | eBay

No, we didn't get the sale... But it is funny that even though I have trouble remembering names, I still remember his. Jerry Hawkins.. He passed away several years ago at a fairly young age.. I wondered if he had had any life insurance when I saw his obit.. :sad:
 
I've never quite understood where that line comes from. That they care so little about the people in their life, or they think the people in their life care so little about them? Yes, funerals are rather elaborate and expensive, and perhaps more than needed. But it is also a chance to grieve and the ceremony lends weight and finality to it.

I do know this, I have never heard that line from someone who appeared happy or even content with their life.

It's not that I don't care about the people in my life, it's that I could care less what they want to do with me after I'm gone.....because I'm gone! I'm not going to begrudge someone for what they want to do, it's just that I could care less. As far as I'm concerned, just burn me and do whatever. Once again....why would I care?

Funerals are for the living, not the dead.
 
It's not that I don't care about the people in my life, it's that I could care less what they want to do with me after I'm gone.....because I'm gone!

That basically sums it up for me as well. One thing I hope does not happen is I am, buried locally. Don't want an anchor or place the kids feel they need to go. But it won't be my choice, I will be no more.
 
It's not that I don't care about the people in my life, it's that I could care less what they want to do with me after I'm gone.....because I'm gone! I'm not going to begrudge someone for what they want to do, it's just that I could care less. As far as I'm concerned, just burn me and do whatever. Once again....why would I care?

Funerals are for the living, not the dead.

We are going to taxidermy you and whichever IMO that is not doing the right thing has to keep you in their office conference area.
 
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