2019 Telesales Revolution

The difference is when you clowns were 20-something you blew your youth away instead, of practicing your craft.

I just have to ask, as I think I saw this on another thread recently. Didn't you claim to be a nurse? How is a 20-year-old a nurse? Did you mean a nurse's aide or did you do a one-year LPN program and left the field already?
 
The difference is when you clowns were 20-something you blew your youth away instead, of practicing your craft.

I just have to ask, as I think I saw this on another thread recently. Didn't you claim to be a nurse? How is a 20-year-old a nurse? Did you mean a nurse's aide or did you do a one-year LPN program and left the field already?
LPN, I started my college prereqs in HS. and yes I've been in nursing since i was 16.
 
LPN, I started my college prereqs in HS. and yes I've been in nursing since i was 16.
Nothing personal Rob, but you'll NEVER be my nurse!!! I insist on the pretty female nurses. :twitchy:

Back in the 70's one of my best friends briefly went to school to be a male nurse. He didn't pursue that dream very long. I wonder if he dropped out because I teased him about how funny he'd look in the nurses outfit(back then they wore white dresses and shoes and a little hat)with his full beard while riding his Harley. :twitchy:
 
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Nothing personal Rob, but you'll NEVER be my nurse!!! I insist on the pretty female nurses. :twitchy:

Back in the 70's one of my best friends briefly went to school to be a male nurse. He didn't pursue that dream very long. I wonder if he dropped out because I teased him about how funny he'd look in the nurses outfit(back then they wore white dresses and shoes and a little hat)with his full beard while riding his Harley. :twitchy:
One of the best nurses I have known was a man who quit the insurance business to go into nursing.. At the time of his retirement, he worked as a surgical charge nurse and whenever they had a hard stick for an IV, they called on him. He is the only nurse that could start my wife's IVs on the first try..
 
One of the best nurses I have known was a man who quit the insurance business to go into nursing.. At the time of his retirement, he worked as a surgical charge nurse and whenever they had a hard stick for an IV, they called on him. He is the only nurse that could start my wife's IVs on the first try..
But did he have a beard and ride a Harley? :huh:
 
He is the only nurse that could start my wife's IVs on the first try..

I was about 25 years old and my grandmother, then about 70, had a hurtin' back, and my grandfather had just had another heart attack and wasn't supposed to drive, so I gave them a ride to the doctor so Old Doc D------ could have a look-see at what was ailing my grandmother's back.

We sit in the waiting room, and I am by far the youngest one there. The doctor himself was in his mid 80's (I always referred to him as a "witch doctor" because he always was coming up with these crazy country cures for my grandparents). There were about 10 or 12 others besides us waiting to see the "medicine man."

Finally, the nurse comes out and takes my grandparents into the exam room. Awhile later my grandfather comes out and he says that the doctor says he needs to adjust my grandmother's back and she'll be good as new.

A minute or so later, I hear my grandmother hollerin' "Oh my ... oh my goodness! ... Oh ... oh ... ohhhhhhhh ..." I'm thinking that he must really be hurting her.

My grandfather puts his hands around his mouth and calls out, "I've never been able to make her scream like that, Doc! Good for you!"

Everyone of them there old folks in the waiting room just burst out a laughing and a knee-slappin'.

Except for me. Even at 25 years old, I was red-faced and mortified.

Jeez do I miss my Grandmom and Grandpop Daytimer.
 
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I was about 25 years old and my grandmother, then about 70, had a hurtin' back, and my grandfather had just had another heart attack and wasn't supposed to drive, so I gave them a ride to the doctor so Old Doc D------ could have a look-see at what was ailing my grandmother's back.

We sit in the waiting room, and I am by far the youngest one there. The doctor himself was in his mid 80's (I always referred to him as a "witch doctor" because he always was coming up with these crazy country cures for my grandparents). There were about 10 or 12 others besides us waiting to see the "medicine man."

Finally, the nurse comes out and takes my grandparents into the exam room. Awhile later my grandfather comes out and he says that the doctor says he needs to adjust my grandmother's back and she'll be good as new.

A minute or so later, I hear my grandmother hollerin' "Oh my ... oh my goodness! ... Oh ... oh ... ohhhhhhhh ..." I'm thinking that he must really be hurting her.

My grandfather puts his hands around his mouth and calls out, "I've never been able to make her scream like that, Doc! Good for you!"

Everyone of them there old folks in the waiting room just burst out a laughing and a knee-slappin'.

Except for me. Even at 25 years old, I was re-faced and mortified.

Jeez do I miss my Grandmom and Grandpop Daytimer.
Hahaha, that's a good one to start the year off with Dave. I can just picture Grandpop Daytimer in his bib overalls doing that. :laugh:

I can see where you get your sense of humor from. :yes:
 
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