A Day in the Life of a FE Pusher

Dang man how often you been asked to search your vehicle? Personally never been asked.
At least six times in the past 20 yrs. Had one cop stop me for a tail light issue. He asked the question "Do you have any weapons, drugs, or contraband in the car." I responded "If I did do you think I would tell you" He laughed and said that was the first honest answer he had ever gotten. I then told him I would wait until he got the proper warrant and then he could proceed. He laughed again and said "You sound like a person who know the constitution" We then discussed how liberals were trashing the country for a few minutes. As he left he reminded me t get the tail light fixed.
 
At least six times in the past 20 yrs. Had one cop stop me for a tail light issue. He asked the question "Do you have any weapons, drugs, or contraband in the car." I responded "If I did do you think I would tell you" He laughed and said that was the first honest answer he had ever gotten. I then told him I would wait until he got the proper warrant and then he could proceed. He laughed again and said "You sound like a person who know the constitution" We then discussed how liberals were trashing the country for a few minutes. As he left he reminded me t get the tail light fixed.

Ok Deadhead, with a name like that, i'm thinking you're the liberal you and the cops talk about... very smooth!!!;)
 
One thing I find very funny about the original post is that yoyo's were initially used as a weapon. I just find it funny that the cop would even suggest that you get out and show the other cop a few tricks. Were those cops really that stupid?
 
I drove truck across the county for years, most cops are the guy in school that were picked on. If they are not an a-- hole when they join, they take a--hole 101. This yankee was driving thru MS, with a load of rent a cars. I got pulled over DWY, driving while yankee. I had a bad case of hemroids, on the dash i had the applicator wraped in paper towel. I was pulled over, can I look thru your truck, my comic book, I mean my log book was a day behind. So I had to be nice. He was pulling everything apart, then he saw the towel paper on the dash, he grapped for it, I told him not to open that!!!! he has a big smile on his face! then shock, when he realized he had in his hands my well used hemroid applicator, He had hemroid cream all over his hands! I think I saw a streak of brown, on his thumbs. I repeated I told you not to open it, I gave him some towel paper to wipe his hands, He was speakless. And told me to leave. 100 miles up the interstate, I am crossing the MS, scale, I get the pull over light, DWY, do you know whats in those trunks, I said no. Keys are in the ignition, climb on and check them out!!! When i drove to LA, pre- Rodney King. I was told if you get pulled over in LA, SAY, yes sir no sir, or they will call other cars, and beat you with their night sticks, it did not matter your color,,,
 
I drove truck across the county for years, most cops are the guy in school that were picked on. If they are not an a-- hole when they join, they take a--hole 101. This yankee was driving thru MS, with a load of rent a cars. I got pulled over DWY, driving while yankee. I had a bad case of hemroids, on the dash i had the applicator wraped in paper towel. I was pulled over, can I look thru your truck, my comic book, I mean my log book was a day behind. So I had to be nice. He was pulling everything apart, then he saw the towel paper on the dash, he grapped for it, I told him not to open that!!!! he has a big smile on his face! then shock, when he realized he had in his hands my well used hemroid applicator, He had hemroid cream all over his hands! I think I saw a streak of brown, on his thumbs. I repeated I told you not to open it, I gave him some towel paper to wipe his hands, He was speakless. And told me to leave. 100 miles up the interstate, I am crossing the MS, scale, I get the pull over light, DWY, do you know whats in those trunks, I said no. Keys are in the ignition, climb on and check them out!!! When i drove to LA, pre- Rodney King. I was told if you get pulled over in LA, SAY, yes sir no sir, or they will call other cars, and beat you with their night sticks, it did not matter your color,,,

And we want to disarm and depend upon these guys to protect us.
 
And we want to disarm and depend upon these guys to protect us.

Right! At least in our state more folks are arming themselves and getting LTCHs at higher rates than ever before.
 
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