Another One Bites the Dust

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A Guy Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess...
Will you marry me?
The Princess said NO!!
And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles
And went fishing and hunting and played golf
And dated women half his age
And drank beer and scotch
And had tons of money in the bank
And left the toilet seat up.

 

[Norwayguy]

A Guy Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess...
Will you marry me?
The Princess said NO!!
And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles
And went fishing and hunting and played golf
And dated women half his age
And drank beer and scotch
And had tons of money in the bank
And left the toilet seat up.

Gotta watch out for those toilet seats being left up....It sure wakes you up in the middle of the night to plop down into that toilet water....so I've been told.

 

[WinoBlues]

Some of us pee standing.

Gotta watch out for those toilet seats being left up....It sure wakes you up in the middle of the night to plop down into that toilet water....so I've been told.

 

[somarco]

Just 29 hours of bachelorhood left!

Still time to get drunk, get laid and sober up before you hang up your nuts forever.

 

[YouGotMyMoney]

All you guys are funny, what would you do without us

oh we like "You/Women" we just don't want to marry u.....lol.....mb if we lived in the middle east.....

 

[Mr. Bill]

Congrats, Nick!

May you have many happy years together. Remember, children aren't tax write-offs, they're...just...well, nevermind!

 

[somarco]

his woman if I'm remember correctly is much , much shorter then he is. But she is a fox.

You met the wrong woman. Tiffany is a tall, leggy red head. Gotta be at least 5' 10".

And yes, she is a fox.

 

[Lyn]

I have to say, I love you guys.

Thanks for all the well wishes, advice, stories and jokes. My soon-to-be wife and I are cracking up reading this thread together.

Just 29 hours of bachelorhood left!

Awww no Nick, say it ain't so!

 

[WinoBlues]

Awww no Nick, say it ain't so!

LYN! Baby!
Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!
Dang Girl!!!!!

 

[Lyn]

LYN! Baby!
Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!
Dang Girl!!!!!

Why settle for a leggy redhead if you can have a blonde? I'm just saying...