Another One Bites the Dust

[somarco]

Why settle for a leggy redhead if you can have a blonde?

Why stop at one when you can have both?

 

[YouGotMyMoney]

Why stop at one when you can have both?

why stop at two, when u can have 1000 women like King Solomon?

 

[somarco]

Or Hugh Hefner . . .

 

[YouGotMyMoney]

Or Hugh Hefner . . .

u got a smoking jacket on back order?

 

[GreenSky]

Tiffany can be described in many ways, but "leggiy" would not be one that comes to mind.

Rick

 

[WinoBlues]

Nick, the secret to keeping a woman, or even a wife, happy is in knowing the correct position.

The Fetal Position.

 

[YouGotMyMoney]

a woman is like a pair of shoes, they wear out quickly with constant use, so check out sports authority for a new pair! haha

 

[Todd King]

Well, you've given her the engagement ring, now today, the wedding ring. Tomorrow starts the suffer ring!!

Congrats Nick! I hope both of you all the best!

One other thing Nick; take out the part of the vows that say, "til death do us part". Some women actually take that seriously!!

 

[somarco]

How much life insurance do you own, and is Tiffany the beneficiary?

Tiffany can be described in many ways, but "leggiy" would not be one that comes to mind.

She has legs.

Short ones, but legs none the less.

 

[xrac]

Nick, the secret to keeping a woman, or even a wife, happy is in knowing the correct position. The Fetal Position.

I disagree! I believe it is the ability to learn to answer her with two words, "Yes! Dear!"