What's funny is that I've never said that a house smells like a dog (that I can remember). The point is that you have to separate yourself from all those weak salespeople out there. Make bold statements and make them laugh. Establish a presence, don't be a walking flipchart presentation. Yuck!
You want them to think; Whoa! Who is this guy (or woman). He's certainly not like the last 5 salespeople I sent packing.
I vividly remember selling A husband and wife med supps and then all of us laughing out loud because another agent was there a week before and couldn't close them on the same deal. We laughed until I walked out the door. The wife called me a week later and was laughing because that agent called and asked if they had made a decision yet.
Priceless
Well now damnit! Don't say that you say it if you don't! Now that you have retracted that I can only disagree about the kitchen table!
It's just easier on everyone if you are able to sit at the table and pass the papers to them like that instead of having to rearrange yourself to the edge of the couch (because it's so old you sank down a foot when you sat down). Oh yeah.....and the cat piss thing.