Working class Final Expense?

[myinsurebiz]

You guys need to tweak your market. Lonely widows is where it's at. Wrote one a few weeks ago. She called the other day wanting me to mail her 10 business cards and my home address.

No telling what I've got my old fogey ass into.

Wonder if there is a list of "lonely widows" to be found?

Guess you could always have someone review all the obits in your surrounding area and mail them a nice condolence card with your business card in it.

 

[goillini52]

Wonder if there is a list of "lonely widows" to be found?

Guess you could always have someone review all the obits in your surrounding area and mail them a nice condolence card with your business card in it.

But don't use pink ink.

 

[rousemark]

Someone needs to eat more bacon

Would have to puree it and put it down the feeding tube. That takes all the fun out of it as you can't taste it. (Sure wish I had never smoked my first cigarette)

 

[DayTimer]

(Sure wish I had never smoked my first cigarette)

I smoked from 17 until the day my oldest daughter was born. Probably took me 20 years finally to be rid of the craving altogether.

Big tobacco started buying the food companies in the 80's and the evidence now is that they have been manipulating the salt-fat-sugar ratios in foods to make them as addictive as they accomplished with cigarettes by manipulating the nicotine.

Had we bought our tobacco from a small family farm and rolled them ourselves we probably could smoked without nearly as much health risk as we were in fact taking on with the Frankensticks.

Wishing you comfort and all the best, Louis.

 

[DayTimer]

But don't use pink ink.

I love your dancing new avatar so much I'm only posting in green from now on!

Who says it isn't easy being green?​

 

[rmhaire]

Wonder if there is a list of "lonely widows" to be found?

Guess you could always have someone review all the obits in your surrounding area and mail them a nice condolence card with your business card in it.

Don't know but if there is then you and Tom can work it. Tomorrow morning I'm entering the Witness Protection Program.

 

[rmhaire]

Would have to puree it and put it down the feeding tube. That takes all the fun out of it as you can't taste it. (Sure wish I had never smoked my first cigarette)

I refuse to hit the like button on a post like that because I don't like it. You're in my prayers brother. He's got this.

 

[DayTimer]

Tomorrow morning I'm entering the Witness Protection Program.

We've all been waiting for you.

 

[WinoBlues]

No telling what I've got my old fogey ass into.

A guy could definitely get into trouble in this business.

I have some stories from my early days. But they die with me.

 

[rousemark]

A guy could definitely get into trouble in this business.

I have some stories from my early days. But they die with me.

guys were lying. In all the years I have spent in this business, i have not been raped a single time.