I'll Buy It Later

[Rearden]

Argh, if I only begged the inept morons more, maybe I would have closed them...

 

[rousemark]

Bob: You missed your chance.. You should have climbed the scaffold with them..
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Argh, if I only begged the inept morons more, maybe I would have closed them...

Good thing you didn't .. just think of the damage you have done to their reputation had you closed them.. They no longer would be inept morons.

How your new prospecting/sales process working? Been anxiously waiting an update.

 

[somarco]

You should have climbed the scaffold with them..

Are you trying to get rid of me?

 

[rousemark]

Are you trying to get rid of me?

NO.. Just thinking that they might have been a buying frame of mind at that time... you know, dedicated agent and all that ........

 

[somarco]

Don't think so. At the time I was a life/health agent in a P&C shop. This was their client who wanted to buy health insurance through the same agency.

 

[FEX Quotes]

The one I have never been around is, "I am not going to die. I am going to be taken up in the rapture so I don't need insurance." I have tried all kinds of answers including, "The Apostles expected it in their lifetime but they died." I haven't found anything to break through that line of thinking.

"I believe the Lord sent me here tonight to help you"

 

[rousemark]

"I believe the Lord sent me here tonight to help you"

A little too presumptuous for me.

 

[somarco]

 

[xrac]

The one I have never been around is, "I am not going to die. I am going to be taken up in the rapture so I don't need insurance." I have tried all kinds of answers including, "The Apostles expected it in their lifetime but they died." I haven't found anything to break through that line of thinking.

I believe in the rapture but I also believe that you can't fix stupid.

 

[Justin Bilyj]

Perhaps you've heard the story of the man caught in a flood who had a deep faith in God. As the flood waters rose, his neighbors told him, "You have to leave, the flood is going to wash everything away."
Calmly, the man replied, "It's not a problem, God will save me."
As the waters continued to rise to the second floor of the man's house, a boat came by with rescuers. They said, "Quickly, get in, the flood is going to wash everything away."
Again the man replied, "It's not a problem, God will save me."
As the flood worsened, the man was forced to climb onto the roof of his home. A helicopter came, threw down a ladder and the rescuers said, "Climb up. The flood is about to wash everything away."
One more time, the man said, "It's not a problem, God will save me."
Finally, the flood washed everything away, and the man drowned.
When he reached heaven, he saw God. The first thing he asked was, "Lord, I was so certain you would save me, what happened?"
Very perplexed, God said to the man, "I just don't know, I sent neighbors, a boat and a helicopter to save you."
Ask them this while handing them a pen, "The Lord works in mysterious ways doesn't he".
DONE SON!! Whats the guy gonna say? He will have crossed wires in his brain, he can't say no to that statement, he will have to agree, and therefore take the pen.