New Agents: Avoid Ritter IM

[Markthebroker]

Man, I'd love to be a paramedic. I'd love to work with the lady paramedics. Something about the female paramedics have always turned me on. I don't know what it is. Maybe because I know they can save my dumbass when I crash my dirtbike. Maybe it's all the pockets on the uniform. Maybe all the reflective tape they wear, lol, I don't know.

 

[Baseball7]

Most of the female medics were 300lbs or lesbians, sorry.

 

[goillini52]

Man, I'd love to be a paramedic. I'd love to work with the lady paramedics. Something about the female paramedics have always turned me on. I don't know what it is. Maybe because I know they can save my dumbass when I crash my dirtbike. Maybe it's all the pockets on the uniform. Maybe all the reflective tape they wear, lol, I don't know.

Which hand would you "cop a feel" with? The big one, or the little tiny one?

 

[Markthebroker]

Which hand would you "cop a feel" with? The big one, or the little tiny one?

I figure they'd all be paying too much attention to why I am wearing an orange cape and tie over my uniform to notice my oddly unbalanced hands.

 

[goillini52]

Most of the female medics were 300lbs or lesbians, sorry.

That's the kind of woman that big headed freak likes.....isn't it Mark.

 

[Markthebroker]

That's the kind of woman that big headed freak likes.....isn't it Mark.

Don't judge me.

 

[Thedude]

Are we to believe that you passed up a career as a Paramedic to sell insurance?

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Passed up? Hahaha

You know any paramedics ?

 

[Baseball7]

Not a generally high paying gig

 

[Markthebroker]

Not a generally high paying gig

Yeah, but you get a big bonus: you get to save lives.

 

[Abrasax]

And it's completely my perogative to get pissed that they take advantage of other agents imo - so what's your point? Last time I checked this was a free market that hinges on feedback from consumers to make an intelligent decision?
If someone wants respect then they need to command it.

I think a curse word is a fair market response to such crappy comp.