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In my youth I was working as a pizza delivery guy. One time, as I knocked on a front door, a huge dog that looked like a Great Dane/ Doberman mix came charging from around the back of the house. A young boy, about 11 years old, answered the door followed by his granddad. The boy ran out and grabbed the dog by the collar, then smiled and told me “He don’t bite”. His granddad just chuckled and said, “Naw, he don’t bite. He’ll just swallow you whole!”I usually say to the dog, "Don't bite me. I don't taste good at all" or if working with another agent, "Bite him, he taste's better".. Owner will smile and say, "Oh, he won't bite"... (of course they say that even if the mutt has your leg in his mouth up to your knee)