You know you're a Final Expense agent when...(fill in the blank)

[PA Bill]

Not exactly FE but I knocked on an apartment door years ago up around Williamsport. During the warm up I asked her if she was enrolled in an HMO. She said hell no, that she dropped it because they showed the the same movies all the time.

 

[Todd King]

When I was in my early 30's I was out cold door knocking and I talked to a woman in her late 70's. She said said she couldn't talk to me now, but to come back that evening.

When I went back I knocked on the door of her trailer and she hollered at me and told me to come on in and have a seat at the kitchen table. I did and thought it odd that there was a hand gun and a bottle of wine on the table. Then that old woman comes strolling in wearing a little leopard print nightie. As soon as she sat down I told her that I was sorry that I had to go because I just remembered that one of my kids had something going on at school and I had just enough time to get there.

I still have nightmares about that.

I'll bet that Todd would have stayed(even though she was a little younger than what he prefers).

Well, you did say she had wine.

 

[closing time]

When it's 100 degrees outside in the middle of July - no air conditioning on in house and I ask "why isn't you ac working?".
She shows me 2 bullet holes on the outside of the ac. A drive by last week and somebody shot it.

True story
!!

 

[NuUzr]

You sit down on a cat piss soaked couch and take bed bugs home with you(Josh).

Really?

Westfall talked about the same thing.. that's why he switched over..

 

[myinsurebiz]

Sorry - didn't mean to hijack the thread! But I only gots to get 66 more posts to get into the Cool Guys Club!

You do realize that forum is deader than most future FE clients eh?

Like one post two weeks ago and maybe 4 or 5 all month. Nobody cares about that Forum. This forum is where all the action is . . .

 

[goillini52]

Really?

Westfall talked about the same thing.. that's why he switched over..

You already have a thread about that snake, please don't ruin this thread.

 

[NuUzr]

You get a call from a client whose sister wants insurance, and he wants to give you her number. You're in the middle of wolfing down your lunch as you fly down the highway, so you pull over quick and grab the first piece of paper your hand falls on, a napkin from the bag your lunch was in. You write "Tammy 214-555-5555." You set the napkin on the seat for later retrieval cuz you're in a hurry. You forget about it. That weekend, your wife is sitting in the passenger seat & notices a napkin peeking out from beside the seat....

Trust, dude.. that's an easy one.

1. You go to appointment and accidentally pet the guys stuffed cat cause you think it's still alive.

2 you go to a clients house that is blind and gets stung multiple times by a yellow jacket

3. You go to an appointment and hardcore lesbian porn is on the big screen tv and he cant find the remote to change it

4 you go to an appointment and look over and see a filthy 2 year old chugging a 2 liter of mountain dew with roaches everywhere. Called child services on that one

Obviously you didn't sell her a policy. Otherwise.. crickets.

 

[NuUzr]

You already have a thread about that snake, please don't ruin this thread.

My apologies..

 

[HoosierLife]

Back on topic:

A client calls you and leaves a voicemail with her phone number. Says that I will have to wait 2 more days to give her a call though. That's when her phone gets turned back on.

 

[Life Hawk]

Your asked... "Is it ok if I roll one and smoke?" ...and she ain't talken' about tobacco.

BTW I said go ahead... didn't make the sell.