You know you're a Final Expense agent when...(fill in the blank)

You tried to convince her she needs more life insurance, but she won't take it because then she won't have any money for scratch-offs.
 
Your prospect, who's sitting between you and the door, answers the mental health question with ,"I just got paranoid schizophrenia with violent tendencies". You start praying for a distraction so you can dash past him out the door.
 
Sorry - didn't mean to hijack the thread! But I only gots to get 66 more posts to get into the Cool Guys Club!:1cool:

Seriously, after nearly 3 decades of it, I think I've seen everything. But then I'll knock on a door tomorrow and discover something entirely new! It's weird sometimes, but never boring!
 
Sorry, mine seem to mostly be how you know you're a debit agent. But some of you work in the hood, too, so you get it!

You pass a house and see a bunch of Tiny Rascals on the porch then realize that is the right house. As you pull up they start throwing up TRG signs. You walk up the porch as they are mad dogging you and you say I am here to see Ms Chhay I'm her insurance man. And old lady yells something in Cambodian and suddenly gangster boys are opening the door, bringing you the best chair in the house, a bottle of water and some Vietnamese pastries.

Google Image Result for http://www.contactpressimages.com/portfolios/reininger/main_pix/rein_port7i.jpg

This looks like the house and the guys.
4DBuCB
 
You pass a house and see a bunch of Tiny Rascals on the porch then realize that is the right house. As you pull up they start throwing up TRG signs. You walk up the porch as they are mad dogging you and you say I am here to see Ms Chhay I'm her insurance man. And old lady yells something in Cambodian and suddenly gangster boys are opening the door, bringing you the best chair in the house, a bottle of water and some Vietnamese pastries.

Google Image Result for http://www.contactpressimages.com/portfolios/reininger/main_pix/rein_port7i.jpg

This looks like the house and the guys.
4DBuCB
Oh crap, I just read down the link. It is in the same town. It very well can be the same house.
 
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