AARP Membership for over 50 yrs. old agents

[Newby]

Re: AARP Membership

I like being a member of AARP so they can tell me how to vote. I don't like to think for myself and would rather vote as they tell me.

 

[VolAgent]

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...
$1. coffee at Denny's...

Seriously, who goes to Denny's, and who drinks their coffee?

 

[WinoBlues]

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Seriously, who goes to Denny's, and who drinks their coffee?

A lot of seniors. Kid.

 

[VolAgent]

Re: AARP Membership

A lot of seniors. Kid.

No wonder you are all so cranky. Stop drinking that battery acid. That pot of coffee is probably older than I am, and I'm not exactly a kid.

 

[somarco]

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I like being a member of AARP so they can tell me how to vote. I don't like to think for myself and would rather vote as they tell me.

Lemme guess. You're married, right?

 

[WinoBlues]

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VolAgent; No wonder you are all so cranky......
It is from getting up all night to pee.

 

[xrac]

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I like being a member of AARP so they can tell me how to vote. I don't like to think for myself and would rather vote as they tell me.

AARP offers the best of everything including insurance. Why shouldn't I vote AARP's way. They look out for us seniors.

 

[VolAgent]

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VolAgent; No wonder you are all so cranky......
It is from getting up all night to pee.

Stopping drinking coffee after 11 am then.

 

[thall]

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I hope you girls are kidding, bunch of whore dogs!

 

[Newby]

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Lemme guess. You're married, right?

I'm not sure. I have to ask my wife.